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Drunk monkeys attack humans
2005-04-25
A group of monkeys descended on an Orissa village, quaffed down pots of an intoxicating brew lying in the open and then set upon the villagers, injuring three of them. The incident occurred in Baralapokhari village near Bhadrak town, 142 km from here. Irate villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. The injured have been hospitalised. The intoxicating 'pana' drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods on the occasion of the Oriya new year Friday. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts to ferment, an official said.
Posted by:Fred

#13  Yeah mojo! Makes you git in a knife-fight over the fritoes.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-25 11:25:39 AM  

#12  Grafting hops onto Cannabis Indica rootstock can get you some very interesting beer...
Posted by: mojo   2005-04-25 11:22:41 AM  

#11  Yep RC, some hops can be crossed with ah some success mmmm.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-04-25 11:11:50 AM  

#10  Sounds like Hanuman didn't want to wait...
Posted by: mojo   2005-04-25 10:40:55 AM  

#9  Hops are pretty closely related to marijuana.
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2005-04-25 10:36:25 AM  

#8  Anybody remember Hemp Ale? Had a big ol' pot leaf on the side of the package. Never tried it myself - seemed like too much of a novelty to take seriously as beer.
Posted by: BH   2005-04-25 10:24:48 AM  

#7  Canabis booze?

Picked up some booze from the Dominican Republic called Mamajuana. But the only canabis is on the label showing a palm that looks suspiciously like the aforementioned plant.
Posted by: ed   2005-04-25 10:03:32 AM  

#6  Monkeys even when sober and unstoned can be very aggressive and scary. Give me a bunch of poisonous snakes any day.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-04-25 8:56:09 AM  

#5  Canabis booze? Oh my. Sure they were making it for the "gods" LOL The Damn Simians stole their booze, some were so wasted the monkeys messed them up. It's all about face saving LOL.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-04-25 1:25:55 AM  

#4  Shouldn't they be worried about the deprived and parched Hindu gods? What's a bunch of drunk monkeys in comparison?
Posted by: .com   2005-04-25 1:13:21 AM  

#3  Monkeys, why do they hate us??

Posted by: Doc8404   2005-04-25 1:05:09 AM  

#2  Has anyone checked to see if there's a closer match between simians and Paleos than the reported 98% DNA norm?

You might have hit the motherlode there, AC, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-04-25 12:52:25 AM  

#1  Paleo-simian terrorists?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-04-25 12:15:00 AM  

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