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School Suspends Boy for Wearing Prom Dress
2005-05-12
A high school senior who thought it would be funny to wear a dress to his prom was ticketed $249 for disorderly conduct, suspended for three days and banned from his last track meet.
Yep. Hee-hee-larious.
School district administrator Jim Gottinger said the discipline was for more than just the dress, noting Kerry Lofy, 18, was dancing in a sexually provocative manner at the prom, according to a police report.
Shucks. That's never happened before...
Lofy doubts that was the real reason he was disciplined Monday.
"Nope. Nope. That can't be it."
"The whole night was that kind of dancing. They can't single me out and say, 'Oh it was you, it was only you,'" he said. "I think it's over the dress."
Brilliant! Holmes, how do you do it?
Lofy said Lake Geneva Badger High had no problem letting him go to Saturday's prom with another male, but that school officials drew the line at his dress. "I thought it would be more appropriate for there to be one person dressed like a girl and a person dressed like a guy, than for there to be two guys to go," said Lofy, a member of the school's track, ski, powerlifting and soccer teams.
Not as appropriate as it would have been if one of the persons had actually been a girl, of course...
Also, he thought people would find it funny to see a 6-foot, 185-pound male in a black, stretchy, spaghetti-strap dress.
The child sounds like a laff riot...
When Lofy showed up in the dress, a blond wig, open-toed platform sandals, blue earrings and a necklace, teachers turned him away. He said he showed up later with a tan-and-black plaid leisure suit over the dress, went inside and whipped off the suit during a dance-off. A security guard escorted him out, he said.
"Beat it, kid! Find someplace else to infest!"
Lofy said when he went to school Monday, the school liaison police officer issued the disorderly conduct ticket. "They thought I was mocking the school," he said.
"But really, I was making an ass of myself!"
Posted by:Fred

#6  Lofy and date then took a limo to their postprom hotel room.

I saw a news item item about this. There were two other boys in matching red gowns were running away with Lofy. Maybe the three weren't paying attention in powerlifting class and instead were injecting estrogen.
Posted by: ed   2005-05-12 22:45  

#5  A powerlifter in a black, stretchy dress? Ick. With that kind of shape you want something classic, not slutty -- perhaps a champagne satin strapless number (or whatever best matches his skin tone), with a boned bodice and a sash to ensure it doesn't suddenly fall down. It's one thing for a lad to wear a dress, but quite another to display his crass tastelessness.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-05-12 22:31  

#4  If he is on the powerlifting team I doubt anyone is going to "beat the shit out of him" I think it's funny as hell and puts gays in their place. I think that was his intent. That may be the untold story. He is getting hammered for sticking it to the gays.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-05-12 15:48  

#3  He's just gunning for Class Clown Moron. I'm inclined to believe he'll take it, too.
Posted by: .com   2005-05-12 13:28  

#2  Last year, Lofy went to a prom in a duct-tape suit and he took an inflatable doll as his date to the homecoming dance. Need to keep this guy around to serve as a bad example.
Posted by: Steve   2005-05-12 1:22:45 PM  

#1  When I was in high school, we would've just kicked the shit out of him and left it at that...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-05-12 12:44  

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