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| Is your doctor a terrorist? |
| 2005-06-03 |
| Your physician might be an Al-Qaeda doctor if... 1.... he tells you he's taking your blood pressure while strapping something around your waist. 2.... the framed photos on his desk are of 72 virgins. 3.... he lists his patients as HMO (Health Maintenance Organization), PPO (Preferred Provider Organization), and IED (Improvised Explosive Device). ... 6.... his mountain vacation home is in Tora Bora, not North Carolina. 7.... his office gets regular courier service from FedEx, DHL and Al-Jazeera. 8.... he can't stomach the TV in the waiting room being tuned to FOX News. (Caution: this could alternately mean he is a Democrat). ... 19.... his "vacationing" practice partner is pictured in an orange jumpsuit. 20.... the vanity license plate on his car reads "DR G HAD". |
| Posted by:Tom |