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Al-Asheikh Calls on Muslims to Defend Qur'an
2005-06-04
Sheikh Saleh Al-Asheikh, minister of Islamic affairs, endowments and call and guidance, has called upon Muslims to make all-out efforts to defend the teachings of the Holy Qur'an. "We have to use all legitimate means to defend the holy book," he said.
The Arabian definition of "legitimate" being pretty fluid...
In a statement carried by the Saudi Press Agency, the minister said the enemies of Islam have been targeting charitable societies for memorization of the Holy Qur'an all over the world by describing them as breeding grounds of terrorism. "The Qur'an schools run by these charitable societies are the lighthouses of the Muslim ummah and should not stop their activities (under pressure)," Al-Asheikh said.
Lose the madrassahs and you've lost your indoctrination centers...
He emphasized that defending the Qur'an and the Sunnah (the teachings of the Prophet) is the duty of all Islamic governments and organizations as well as every Muslim individual. The minister denied closing down any Qur'an school in Saudi Arabia for extremist activities. "Al-Hurriya Charitable Foundation was shut for organizational reasons and not for supporting terrorism as claimed by some people," he said.
"Us Soddies don't support terrorism. We support... ummm... something else."
He said the Supreme Commission for Relief Works Outside Saudi Arabia will set up its board of directors shortly. Al-Asheikh said the Kingdom will continue to send Islamic preachers to foreign countries during summer holidays. "These preachers will be under the direct supervision of the government and include well-known Islamic scholars," he explained.
"We intend to continue subverting the entire world. We've got the money, so we think we can do it."
The minister lambasted those who attack the Qur'an and try to defile it. He said the enemies of Islam not only target Muslim nations and governments or their economic and political interests they also started defiling Islamic sanctities. "We have seen people desecrating the Qur'an while some others have authored imitations of the holy book and urged believers to follow them," he said. He said the machinations of the enemies of Islam have now come to the open. "They make overt and covert attacks against the Qur'an. Their aim is to change the holy book and prevent people from following it. All Muslims must come forward to defend the Qur'an," he added.
Sounds like a call to arms to me...
Al-Asheikh's statement follows reports last month about the desecration of the Qur'an by US officials interrogating prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. The incident drew condemnation and protests from Muslims all over the world. The consultative Shoura Council has called upon the United States to apologize to Muslims if the reports about the Qur'an desecration were true. The Shoura said it considered the desecration of the holy book as an attack against Muslims and a violation of international law and conventions.
Hyperbole and hysteria are excellent propaganda weapons, aren't they?
The council warned America against hurting the feelings of the world's 1.5 billion Muslims and emphasized the importance of respecting the beliefs of other people to avoid conflicts. "Islam is a great religion with a large number of followers all over the world and is known for its long history as well as humane and just teachings," the Shoura said in a statement.
The United States hasn't warned the world's Mooselimbs about hurting the feelings of Americans. Perhaps we should, though I have no idea who'd organize the anti-Muslim street demonstrations and the Koran burnings.

One of the very first thoughts that occurred to me in the wake of 9-11, as the Arabs were dancing in the streets and hollering "Death to America", and the Chomskies and Zinns were blaming attacks on us on us, was "Why is it always incumbent on us to be nice to them? Why is there no reciprocal obligation?" There has been no answer to that question, and as a result my feelings toward the Muslim world range from cautious acceptance, through mild revulsion, through derision and ridicule, to stunned anger coupled with the overwhelming desire to kill them in droves.

Sheikh al-Sheikh falls into the latter category, even though he hasn't personally cut anyone's head off that I know of. In a just and logical world, his remarks would at least be deserving of a stern diplomatic note followed by a chill in relations, but my guess is that either the remarks aren't going to be noticed at the State Department, or they're going to be glossed over.
Posted by:Fred

#27  Mucky, you didn't drop it on the bathroom floor, did you?
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-06-04 12:27  

#26  Sea, thanks for the link! He's got more rules & reg's than the guvmint!

I think I might do the environmentally sensitive thing and recycle it after I finish reading it. Hmmm.....the Sierra Club & their buddies would love it. ;)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-06-04 12:24  

#25  Yep, it's best to hedge your bets hellfire wise Muck. I still remembers your moohamid4doo phase.
We were all worried.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-06-04 10:57  

#24  Good eye, Sea. The hyper-religious types, the imams, mutawas, and self-anointed have a different sort of dress code. The hallmarks are no fan belt, short(er) thobes (like high-water pants, heh), sandals instead of shoes, growing some sort of beard, dying the beard with henna, etc. Small things, but after a short time, they stick out like a sore thumb to you.

Note that he's sporting the heavily starched, perfectly pressed, center-line ridge - it's all the rage, doncha know. Note that it hoods the face and ask yourself if you want wankers wearing this gear to be driving cars. Heh. There's a definite Klingon sort of thing going on with that ridge, not to mention the behavioral similarities.
Posted by: .com   2005-06-04 10:34  

#23  Dang - now this is the way to kick off a weekend!
Posted by: Rex Mundi   2005-06-04 09:06  

#22  pulled pork - mmmmmmm
Posted by: 3dc   2005-06-04 04:41  

#21  ST: Do both! And don't forget to post pics.
Posted by: someone   2005-06-04 04:29  

#20  There should be a classics section just for the comments here. funny shit. keep it going.
Posted by: Rafael   2005-06-04 03:59  

#19  sweet!

im liken ask teh imam. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-04 03:37  

#18  So I went to "Ask an Imam" to see about DB's BBQ sauce. I don't know about pig fat, but you better not be feeding your cat anything haraam, but Listerine is okie-dokie.
Posted by: ST   2005-06-04 03:20  

#17  //So, is taking the Koran in to the bathroom for reading material whilst doing your business an act of war? //

thisn goddam emberasin but im admit im dun that before. had it rite in teh magasine rakc. ohter than that never dissed it tho.

not hoperin for virngines or anythin jus wanna maker shure shure allah dont roest me on em spit
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-04 03:03  

#16  Ask an Imam. Or confer with RB's in-house ulema, al-Aska Paul.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-04 03:00  

#15  Actually, ST got me thinking....

Say I'm reading the thing while enjoying a wonderful pulled pork BBQ sandwich. How do I turn the pages to ensure I don't get pig fat on the pages?

If I smear some sauce on it, does that make the thing haram?

I need to contact this esteemed scholar, Al-asheikh. Inquiring minds want to know!
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-06-04 02:54  

#14  Looks like someone beat you to the fan belt, ST.

;)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-06-04 02:50  

#13  Gah! TW, I was going to tear out pages, silly! Pages would also be good for TP. However, animal toys, pens, and cages do have their merits. And you're right, it'd have to be pigs, but there aren't any around here. Oho. How bout I fry it in bacon grease? That oughta blow Al-Asheikh's fan belt right off!
Posted by: ST   2005-06-04 02:49  

#12  So, is taking the Koran in to the bathroom for reading material whilst doing your business an act of war?

Not gonna crap on it or flush it. Got one of those low-flow jobbers in the swingin' penthouse, and besides, sticking stuff in the john and flushing it lost its charm for me after I hit first grade. It's all about...um....education here. Yeah, that's it.

I think I need guidance from Al-Aska Paul if he's around. Am I gonna get a fatwa on my ass if I take that free Koran into "the library"?

(Note to ST - Man, that would be one damn thick maxipad! How the hell could you walk with something like that?)
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2005-06-04 02:47  

#11  //Posted by ST 2005-06-04 02:22|| Front Page|| Comment Top //

goddamit. all teh good ones always taken.
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-04 02:40  

#10  Unless it's an awfully small volume, ST, the pad route strikes me as more than a tad uncomfortable. I mean, why should you have to suffer? Although it would be the more artistic choice... but still. How about getting an aroused dog to relieve his urges on it instead? Or accidentally leave it in the pig's pen for a week or so, then find it when you muck out (not you mucky -- you prefer the combination of cows and guns!) You can always ventilate it later, but realistically that would just be to make you feel better, not do something truly heinous. ;-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-06-04 02:36  

#9  You could turn on Fox News...
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-04 02:29  

#8  muck4doo, LOL. I should add, technically, they're my husband's assault rifles. But the Glock .45 is mine.

What I meant was, should I go the Maxi-Pad option with my free Koran, or should I take it to the range and ventilate it? It's a serious dilemma. "An attack against Muslims and a violation of international law and conventions"? I mean, I'd like to commit a heinous act of war. What would y'all recommend? ;)
Posted by: ST   2005-06-04 02:22  

#7  //Posted by ST 2005-06-04 01:51|| Front Page|| Comment Top //

yoo date?
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-04 02:00  

#6  No prob, BH. Get your free Qur'an from CAIR, while supplies last! I wonder what I'm gonna do with mine. I'm a pre-menopausal female with several assault rifles. Any ideas? :)
Posted by: ST   2005-06-04 01:51  

#5  let's get the fuel cells - or that solar energy we were discussing the other day...faster please! And let's wipe that smile of the faces of these spoiled brats. The sooner the better.
Posted by: 2b   2005-06-04 00:51  

#4  The only thing keeping me from taking a sh*t on a koran and posting pictures of it for the world to see is that I don't want to spend money to buy one.
Posted by: BH   2005-06-04 00:43  

#3  His fanbelt is intracranial and two sizes too tight.
Posted by: ed   2005-06-04 00:42  

#2  The sheik must've been in a hurry that morning. He forgot the fan belt.
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-06-04 00:35  

#1  nise fred.

ima ushully purdy eezy goin but thisn defend em korran crap is put me overn em edje.

thinkerin to meeselfs dont do sumthin stoppid nex tyme ima see em korran
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-06-04 00:19  

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