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Baby Man
2005-06-09
Must be seen to be believed! I am like totally speechless...
"Oh shit! It's Baby Man," says one cashier, a Hispanic kid who's heard the legend but has never been a witness to the spectacle. "It's like Sasquatch!" he says. "You don't believe it exists until you see it."
Posted by:Prof. Clyde Crashcup

#7  CSI, Mike. "King Baby" aired Feb 17 2005.
"A powerful Las Vegas casino owner (who had more enemies than friends) is found dead in his driveway after falling, jumping or being pushed from an upper-floor balcony of his plush mansion. Catherine's team is the first to respond to the scene, but Ecklie also brings in Grissom and his crew to help with the high-profile case, which doesn't sit well with Catherine. The investigation reveals that the dead man had dirt on most every prominent person in town and a dark secret of his own."
Posted by: GK   2005-06-09 21:57  

#6  Jert:
"Wasn't that an episode of CSI?"
No, that was L&O/SVU.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2005-06-09 21:19  

#5  Now that is one twisted individual. Poor misguided fool.
Posted by: Spavirt Pheng6042   2005-06-09 21:03  

#4  Wasn't that an episode of CSI?
Posted by: Jert Flinert7749   2005-06-09 18:43  

#3  I have it on good authority that the most exclusive brothel in Hamburg Germany caters to such as him. A friend, a restraunteur-manager, was introduced to the Hamburg entertainment society elite, and was even given etiquette lessons prior to his visit to this establishment. Over there, you usually don't get in the door unless you are a multi-millionaire, and don't even ask how expensive it is. They even frisked him in a special vestibule, searching for any recording devices. All to see a bunch of old, hairy, fat guys in diapers?
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-06-09 18:32  

#2  This may be the most sad, depressing story I've ever read. I need a drink and a shower.
Posted by: BH   2005-06-09 18:13  

#1  ... have you heard of goatse?

Sorry to say this, but you haven't been on the Internet long enough.
Posted by: Edward Yee   2005-06-09 17:58  

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