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Dr AQ Khan is "Mentally Dead" | |
2005-06-18 | |
Dead men and vegetables tell no tales Ex-Ambassador Reveals Dr AQ Khan is Already Mentally Dead The man behind Pakistan's "prestigious" nuclear program was rushed to a military hospital Thursday (June 16) with a heart problem. Dr AQ Khan, who lives in ignominy and incarceration since he was singled out by Musharraf for export of nuclear technology, is learnt to have been rendered into a vegetable.
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Posted by:john |
#8 Only the finest mad-cow steaks for AQ Khan. |
Posted by: Wheaper Spaitle6468 2005-06-18 17:10 |
#7 he would never be allowed into our hands in a manner where he could speak... wonder if it was the pillow over the face or the craftsman drill-bit with whisk attachment |
Posted by: Frank G 2005-06-18 11:28 |
#6 Mike - How about, "Not only simply merely dead, but truly most SINCERELY dead?" And not to forget Blackadder Dead: "As dead as...a great big dead thing." Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2005-06-18 11:07 |
#5 "It just so happens that your leading nuclear scientist here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do." "What's that?" "Go through his clothes and look for loose change." |
Posted by: Mike 2005-06-18 09:22 |
#4 ...Had him pictured as more of a brussels sprout, actually. Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2005-06-18 09:22 |
#3 There's no way the US ever gets Khan. The ISI would never allow it. "Rendered" is probably the right word cuz the ISI likely turned his brain to jello. |
Posted by: Spot 2005-06-18 09:10 |
#2 Either they render him into Broccoli or hand him over to the USA. There is a debt to be paid. US (taxpayers) have provided Pakistan with weapons meant to neutralize any Indian conventional advantage: 26 Jetranger helicopters 40 Cobra attack helicopters 6 C-130E Refurbished Hercules 5 Aerostat radars 6 AN/TPS-77 counterfire radars plus Command & Control software 8 P-3C Refurbished & Upgraded Orions 6 Phalanx CIWS 2,000 TOW missiles 60 Harpoon missiles 300 Sidewinder missiles Tactical Radios 155mm Howitzers 75 F16s Perv has to deliver... |
Posted by: john 2005-06-18 06:50 |
#1 Lol - love the pic! Ah, what can I say? Read the story, loved it. 3 thumbs up. It fills a much-needed gap in my understanding of the quite peculiar mindset of PakiWakiIsm. I am sated. |
Posted by: .com 2005-06-18 00:46 |