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| Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank |
| 2005-06-29 |
| Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste. Looks like Gary has lots of "issues". Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany."You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department. No thanks, Cap'n... Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole. Help! I'm...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...trapped! Yeah, that's it! Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him."It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material." As if? Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn."He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there. EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month. Out on bail? God knows where he'll turn up next. But I'll bet you can smell him coming. |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #8 no los duchman. justa lost muck4doo stranderd in sierra blanca texas. ima get well akwainted withem saje brushes tho. gotn also see sum anchent lizard peples stachoos. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-06-29 22:20 |
| #7 muck4doo good to see you back. find the lost Dutchman? early '60s spent several years in the hills, Central Az. Pinion Juniper country. |
| Posted by: Red Dog 2005-06-29 22:15 |
| #6 jakass shulder know thisn futile lessen he bringer good flashlite |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2005-06-29 21:48 |
| #5 Tanks |
| Posted by: Captain America 2005-06-29 18:25 |
| #4 I wonder if he's the same guy who did that at Montana de Oro, California, back in the early 80's? Cept that guy was wearing a rain slicker and hat. Can't be many like that out there. |
| Posted by: 2b 2005-06-29 17:31 |
| #3 There was an x-files episode something like this. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2005-06-29 17:07 |
| #2 They should have poured acid into the toilet too make sure someone was down there first before actually using their eyes too look. |
| Posted by: Charles 2005-06-29 17:03 |
| #1 Dropped his carkeys? Escaped from Shawshank? |
| Posted by: BH 2005-06-29 17:01 |