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Home Front: Culture Wars
Rooters sets world record for gratuitous America bashing
2005-07-01
AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch woman who swears by a daily helping of herring for a healthy life celebrated her 115th birthday on Wednesday as the oldest living person on record. Hendrikje van Andel-Schipper, a former needlework teacher, was born in 1890, the year Sioux Indians were massacred by the U.S. military at the Battle of Wounded Knee.
The passionate soccer fan celebrated her birthday in a nursing home in the northern Dutch town of Hoogeveen. "She eats a piece of herring every day because it's good for the health," said Johan Beijering, director of the Westerkim nursing home. "She is still mentally full of vitality."
As opposed to Rooters
The daughter of a headmaster, Van Andel-Schipper was born in the town of Smilde in the northern Netherlands on June 29, 1890.
Where the screams of dying indians drowned out her cries
Also known as Hennie, she married a tax inspector in the 1930s and was forced to sell her jewellery to buy food during the German occupation in World War Two.
Which was not as brutal as Abu Graib, Gitmo, etc..
"A scan of our archive reveals that Hennie is also older than the Guinness World Records holder for the oldest man living, which makes her the oldest person in the world," said Guinness World Records book editor Craig Glenday.
Well, duh!
The world's oldest living man on record, Emiliano Mercado Del Toro, lives in occupied Puerto Rico. He was born on August 21, 1891 ,seven years before the illegal American War against Spain.
Posted by:Steve

#8  My grandmother turned 101 in 2002, the year a leaked Reuters memo identified on the job drunkenness as a major problem among the firm's employees.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2005-07-01 18:35  

#7  Dec. 29, 1890 to be exact. If the Seventh Cavalry had waited three more days, Reuters probably wouldn't even have run this story.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-01 13:51  

#6  Out of curiosity I requested an explantion from the pack animal's mouth. Won't hold my breath though if they do deem it fit to reply I'll share it.
Posted by: Tkat   2005-07-01 13:47  

#5  Apparantly 1890 was the year the 10 year old became Queen of the Netherlands, but that doesn't fit the slander Rooters is trying to spread.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2005-07-01 12:33  

#4  What does Wounded Knee have to do with a Dutch woman's longevity? Oh yeah, al-Reuters hates the Uncle who'll be 229 next Monday.
Posted by: Korora   2005-07-01 12:18  

#3  Sounds like "take your axe to work" day for one of the Reuters troll editors.
Posted by: Tkat   2005-07-01 11:51  

#2  1890? Wasn't that the year Vincent Van Gogh committed suicide and Luxemburg was carved out of Holland? But, polite society doesn't speak of such events.
Posted by: ed   2005-07-01 11:43  

#1  I prefer to think of her as the oldest living person liberated from the Nazis by British and American troops. No need to thank us, though.

I can imagine a column of American tanks rolling through the Dutch countryside in 1944: "Boo! Indian killers! Go home! The Nazis have been good to us! And whatever you do, don't invade Iraq!"
Posted by: Matt   2005-07-01 11:27  

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