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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Organist, 31, marries first girlfriend, 70
2005-07-13
WORLE, England, July 13 (UPI) -- The honeymoon began Wednesday for a 31-year-old deaf organist who married his first girlfriend, a 70-year-old retired engineer and grandmother in England. Simon Martin and Edna Townsend were married Saturday after a 30-month relationship, and set out for Cornwall Wednesday for a 2-week honeymoon. Martin, who has been profoundly deaf since the age of 9, is an accomplished organ player and also restores the instruments. He told the Daily Mail he had been a lifelong bachelor. "I've never had a relationship before. Before my life was all about music," he said.
Guess he got tired of playing his own organ. (rimshot)
Townsend, a grandmother of three, had already had a long relationship with a younger man and lived with the man, who was 10 years her junior, until he died at the age of 52.
Wore him out, did she?
"I had heard quite a lot about this extraordinary young man and it really was love at first sight," she said.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by:Steve

#7  Q: What do you do if your organ starts smoking?

A: You crack open another case.... aw, hell, I can't go there.
Posted by: Asedwich   2005-07-13 23:10  

#6  This is so...wrong.
Maybe he has a thing for old ladies?

Posted by: john   2005-07-13 17:21  

#5  Don't look like she married him for the Dental Plan.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-13 17:20  

#4  Drudge has a picture of the happy couple. Looks like a match made in hell.
Posted by: Steve   2005-07-13 16:47  

#3  
Guess he got tired of playing his own organ

Sounds like another one of his organs isn't functioning properly...
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-07-13 12:24  

#2  Cradle robbing bitch...
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-13 11:38  

#1  Too many jokes too easily made. This sounds like a job for .com!!!
Posted by: Yosemite Sam   2005-07-13 11:34  

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