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Cthulhu's Lair? Ice Shelf Collapse Reveals New Undersea World
2005-07-19
Via Drudge
The collapse of a giant ice shelf in Antarctica has revealed a thriving ecosystem half a mile below the sea.
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
Despite near freezing and sunless conditions, a community of clams and a thin layer of bacterial mats are flourishing in undersea sediments, along with a variety of formless protoplasm able to mock and reflect all forms and organs and processes - viscous agglutinations of bubbling cells - rubbery fifteen-foot spheroids infinitely plastic and ductile....

"Seeing these organisms on the ocean bottom -- it's like lifting the carpet off the floor and finding a layer that you never knew was there," said Eugene Domack of Miskatonic University Hamilton College. Domack is the lead author on the report of the finding in the July 19 issue of Eos, the weekly newspaper of the American Geophysical Union. The discovery was accidental. U.S. Antarctic Program scientists were in the northwestern Weddell Sea investigating the sediment record in a deep glacial trough twice the size of Texas. The trough was unveiled in the 2002 Larsen B ice shelf collapse. Toward the end of the expedition the crew recorded a video of the sea floor. Later analysis of the video showed the clams and bacteria growing around mud volcanoes, alongside freshly glistening and reflectively iridescent black slime which clung thickly to those headless bodies and stank obscenely with that new, unknown odor whose cause only a diseased fancy could envisage.
great starfish-headed barrels, with filmy great wings that they use to cross the enons of empty cold space
Since light could not penetrate the ice or water, these organisms do not use photosynthesis to make energy. Instead, these extreme creatures get their energy from methane, Domack said today. The methane is produced inside the Earth and is distributed to the sea floor by underwater vents. This recent discovery is the first cold-seep to be described in the Antarctic. The nearly pristine conditions -- which have been undisturbed for nearly 10,000 years -- will serve as a baseline for researchers probing other parts of the ocean. They better hurry though -- debris from the iceberg calving has already begun to bury some of the area. Any knowledge gained from studies into Antarctic life could help researchers search for life in other subterranean water locations on Earth. And, experts say, this research could better prepare scientists to examine the hypothesized ocean on Jupiter's moon Europa or on Saturn's moon Titan. Complete specimens have such uncanny resemblance to certain creatures of primal myth that suggestion of ancient existence outside antarctic becomes inevitable.
To summarize, humankind is now in dire peril due to our terrifying error in awakening the Great Old Ones. Fear for the human race.
“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and the guardian to the gate. Past, present, and future are one in Yog-Sothoth.”
Posted by:Chris W.

#18  I don't know where it came from originally, but I might as well ask:

"Pardon me, boy, is that the lair of great Cthulhu?"
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2005-07-19 20:10  

#17  purdy good half.

goddamer neocon kernell sanderz
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-19 19:06  

#16  Ima was in KFC drivethru
When Donald Duck came on CNN
Tellin me to take a trip to Yuppie Land
On the information superhighway.


Yyeah!
Where's my bong?
Posted by: half   2005-07-19 15:06  

#15  Bah! You've all got it wrong. The god whose name you can't repeat three times is Hasteur. Hasteur, I tell you! The books hold that if his name is repeated three times, something horrible will happen. This is all, of course, superstitious nonsense. Why, Hasteur is nothing but a shepherd's go3451@@#TZ1#$^&&&&&&&&
Posted by: Mitch H.   2005-07-19 14:55  

#14  i heard they found a mosque also--neptune ackbar!
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI   2005-07-19 14:52  

#13  There's only Lixgrijgh! There can be only one!
Posted by: twobyfour   2005-07-19 14:32  

#12  You guys sure you're feeling okay?
Why there's no cult here, com. Just devoted servants of Azathoth (speak not his name).
Posted by: Steve   2005-07-19 14:27  

#11  Um, this is sounding just a bit like a cult. You guys sure you're feeling okay? Any blacking out, sleepwalking, suddenly finding yourselves far from where your last memory indicates?

Just askin...
Posted by: .com   2005-07-19 13:43  

#10  A) Good question. Within the first 100 days of its reign, the Great Cthulhu pledges to destroy the following cults:


Disney.
Mass Media.
Yuppies.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
People who use the phrase "information superhighway".


sweet! hez getin my vote. :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-19 13:35  

#9  Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!
Posted by: mojo   2005-07-19 13:29  

#8  The link for DN's post, lol!
Posted by: .com   2005-07-19 13:28  

#7  â€œYog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and the guardian to the gate. Past, present, and future are one in Yog-Sothoth.”

doent says him naim!!!

>:(
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-07-19 13:23  

#6  Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote Cthulu 2008
Posted by: Dreadnought   2005-07-19 13:16  

#5  Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2005-07-19 13:13  

#4  Lol, tu!
Posted by: .com   2005-07-19 13:06  

#3  Let the oil drilling commence!
Posted by: tu3031   2005-07-19 13:01  

#2  Lol - clicking on this article should also launch the Twilight Zone theme... as long as it's not a .midi, that is.
Posted by: .com   2005-07-19 12:56  

#1  Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan!
Posted by: Laurence of the Rats   2005-07-19 12:53  

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