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| Hell Page Official Site : "Researchers record the screams of the damned" |
| 2005-07-22 |
| Ok, this has nothing to do with WOT whatsoever... except this may quite well be the place where jihadis end up, no doubt about it, and I've always wanted to hear what theses guys had to say after being cast in eternal fire (I'm going to Purgatory anyway, so I won't meet them to ask, at least I truly hope)... to hear this, check the "Sounds of Hell" button in the sidebar (this may require Realplayer to install a new codec). The following article appeared in the well respected Finland newspaper, Ammenusastia "As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!" Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit." "We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment." "But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans |
| Posted by:anonymous5089 |
| #21 Gaines |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-07-22 21:38 |
| #20 Peabody? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-07-22 21:16 |
| #19 Ima thinking don't go messing wid my town, Ship |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-07-22 20:52 |
| #18 How about a world where there are endless stories on Karl Rove, Valerie Plame and Joe Wilson? AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! So boring, so annoying, so tedious-- I CAN'T STAND IT! |
| Posted by: Jennie Taliaferro 2005-07-22 20:47 |
| #17 Sure, when they play Florida, Auburn or Peabody. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-07-22 20:23 |
| #16 Gainesville after the lizards get lucky. Georgia fan, huh? |
| Posted by: Secret Master 2005-07-22 17:56 |
| #15 Janet Reno and Mad Halfbright in the raw. Now, that's hell. |
| Posted by: Captain America 2005-07-22 16:56 |
| #14 Geez, #12 Steve - That's disgusting. Go wash your brain out with soap right this minute. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-07-22 16:30 |
| #13 #12: Helen Thomas in a teddy AAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! |
| Posted by: Flamble Phaper1812 2005-07-22 15:46 |
| #12 Helen Thomas in a teddy |
| Posted by: Steve 2005-07-22 15:32 |
| #11 Gainesville after the lizards get lucky. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2005-07-22 15:07 |
| #10 Sound like Marti Gras or a ball game. |
| Posted by: bigjim-ky 2005-07-22 14:48 |
| #9 "It is humanly impossible to comprehend the Bible description of hell. Nothing on earth can compare with it. No nightmare could produce a terror to match that of hell. No horror movie could describe it’s fright. No crime scene with all it’s blood and gore could begin to match it’s horror." I respectfully disagree |
| Posted by: True German Ally 2005-07-22 14:42 |
| #8 Hoooo-kay. Whatever you say. These clowns might want to get their meds adjusted.... |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2005-07-22 14:38 |
#7  A partial conversation heard has been translated from the Arabic... Devil : Osama sent you? Unknown Male : Yes. Where are my 72... Devil : {laughs loudly} Uday! Qusay!... This is one of yours... Get him out of here before I really get angry... Unknown Male : But but but I killed those infidels in London! Devil : thank you for your service. Get out of here! Unknown Male : {sobbing which fades} |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-07-22 12:41 |
| #6 In sh'Allah, beeyatch! Toasted raisins, anyone? |
| Posted by: Dar 2005-07-22 11:10 |
| #5 "The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans.." ...and amazingly, they were all screaming in Arabic! |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2005-07-22 10:37 |
| #4 LOL, this story comes up every few years it seems. Last time I saw it the drill was in Russia I think... |
| Posted by: Laurence of the Rats 2005-07-22 09:19 |
| #3 Anonymous, you forgot those sent to hell by the Marines! Well, by US Army I meant the US armed force, not the Army by itself, USMC, USAF,... everybody's invited to the party! |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2005-07-22 08:40 |
| #2 I'm sceptical, because very few Finns speak Arabic. |
| Posted by: phil_b 2005-07-22 08:32 |
| #1 Anonymous, you forgot those sent to hell by the Marines! |
| Posted by: Edward Yee 2005-07-22 08:19 |