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Dirty bird uses dirty words |
2005-07-29 |
Wall Street Journal Barney, a five-year-old parrot with a dirty mouth, has been removed from public display at the Warwickshire Animal Sanctuary in Nuneaton, England, after hurling four-letter words at a mayor, a minister and two policemen. The July 27 Guardian reported that the bird can now be seen only by request, "in case he rounds on potential donors or gives a dreadful example to visiting children." That would have made for an awk!-ward situation. The paper said Barney was trained by his former owner, a retired truck driver "who had a dislike of authority." So have you heard about this bird? Now everybody knows about the birdie's bad words. Pa pa pa oo ma ma mao . . . |
Posted by:Mike |
#5 Is this anything like the bogus story about Churchill's parrot last year? |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2005-07-29 19:40 |
#4 Polly wanna @%#@*&$! |
Posted by: ed 2005-07-29 11:43 |
#3 Barney Barney - Another view {Sqwak}{sqwak} The mayor's full of s**t The mayor's full of s**t The mayor's full of s**t {Sqwak}{sqwak} |
Posted by: BigEd 2005-07-29 11:20 |
#2 A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody's talking about the bird! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird... Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa- Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow |
Posted by: Birdie Dog 2005-07-29 08:03 |
#1 Lol! Offended a mayor and a minister, huh? The coppers prolly just pretended to be offended - in self-defense... and laughed their arses off at the pub later. Love it. |
Posted by: .com 2005-07-29 06:35 |