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Dozens of French Islamists to be expelled
2005-07-29
The French interior minister, Nicolas Sarkozy, has announced that a dozen Islamic extremists will be expelled from France by the end of August. "As early as next week an Algerian known for his hostile position towards our country, the brother of a man who is in prison in France, will be expelled," the minister said in an interview published by the Le Parisien newspaper on Friday.
"Aaaaar! Death to the infidels! Death to France! Death to...!"
"Shuddup. Put him on the bus, Jean-Pierre!"
Sarkozy also reiterated his intention to introduce procedures for stripping French Islamic radicals of their nationality. "The inquiries will be based on the dossiers of individuals who travel to countries like Pakistan, Syria and Afghanistan, which are all risky destinations and possible through-routes to Iraq," the minister explained. Sarkozy confirmed that "at least seven people from France have died in Iraq fighting for al-Qaeda." Of these, some lost their lives in suicide attacks. Another dozen Islamic fundamentalists from France are still in Iraq, he said.
"Boy, Mahmoud! I can't want until my hitch is up, so I can go back to Gay Paree!"
"I got some bad news for you, Ahmed."
"What's that?"
"We're goin' back to Gay Nouakchott."
"Where's my boom belt?"
Referring to the anti-terrorism operations carried out in Paris, the minister announced that from now on "several police units" will be armed with Tasers, the electronic stun guns which allow a suspect to be immobilised for several seconds. Police in Birmingham used Taser guns this week to arrest a suspect who later turned out to be one of the failed bombers who tried to attack an underground train in London on July 21.
Posted by:Dan Darling

#7  Load 'em up heavy
Gas 'em up light
Send 'em out
in the middle of the night
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-07-29 23:16  

#6  Look at that shit eating grin! Tell me that isn't a satisfying job.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-07-29 16:24  

#5  It looks like a contest to see who can expell the most, soonest. The politician who does nothing will be blamed the next time something goes boom. But those who've been busy will be able to claim that at least they were working on the problem. Ladies and gents, the next election is at stake!
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-07-29 13:22  

#4  Good work. JFM, I might change my mind about France yet. Now if Britain, Germany, US, Canada etc. will pull up the welcome mat and follow suit....
Posted by: GK   2005-07-29 12:04  

#3  Go Nicky! Our man in France.

Let's hope he can beat Jacques...
Posted by: mojo   2005-07-29 12:00  

#2  
Nicolas Sarkozy - Son of Hungarian immigrants
Regular Frenchmen would'nt have the gonads to enforce this...

Sarkozy Article

Posted by: BigEd   2005-07-29 11:59  

#1  Died for al-Qaeda
Bury 'em under a cross or mogen david
Posted by: Shipman   2005-07-29 10:09  

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