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Belmont Club: Back Scatter X-RAY Vans |
2005-08-12 |
What's new is the ability of these vans to "drive by" whole streets at normal speed and examine each and every vehicle it passes. The manufacturer's website describes this capability in more detail and provides a video, complete with cheerful music, showing how the equipment can turn everything it passes into the opacity of clear glass. The backscatter X-ray is tuned to organic wavelengths, enabling it to find hidden people and explosive. But this is not all it can do. For an optional extra, the Z-Backscatter Van can also find those pesky dirty bombs and nuclear weapons that every well-managed city wants to be rid of, all at a low price and in an environmentally responsible manner: getting frisked by the Z-Backscatter Van only requires an exposure equivalent to a fifteen minute flight on a commercial aircraft. |
Posted by:3dc |
#8 Hey.. we have not even got to laser tricks yet... |
Posted by: 3dc 2005-08-12 18:42 |
#7 Great news! The roto-rooter guy can give you a virtual colonoscopy while he checks your house's plumbing. |
Posted by: Penguin 2005-08-12 18:23 |
#6 I'm thinking that if you drive this around NYC, it'll add at least a million lies to The Naked City. |
Posted by: .com 2005-08-12 17:25 |
#5 She lied. |
Posted by: Steve White 2005-08-12 16:31 |
#4 or it's a big damn tumor com. |
Posted by: 3dc 2005-08-12 15:53 |
#3 She lied. |
Posted by: .com 2005-08-12 15:44 |
#2 Let me know when it comes by so it can get an xray of me mooning/flipping it off/jerking off, etc. |
Posted by: mmurray821 2005-08-12 15:16 |
#1 Expecting an ACLU privacy lawsuit in 4, 3, 2, ... |
Posted by: DanNY 2005-08-12 14:16 |