Remember what happened to "Hans Blix"?
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| Ted Turner visits North Korea |
| 2005-08-15 |
| CNN founder Ted Turner arrived in the North Korean capital Pyongyang, North Korean official media reported. I hear lil' Kim is quite the duffer. "Robert Edward Turner, chairman of the Turner Foundation INC. of the United States, and his party ... arrived here," said the Korean Central News Agency, monitored here. South Korean officials said Turner was visiting the Stalinist state to discuss a project to turn the De-Militarized Zone (DMZ) dividing the two Koreas into a nature reserve. Never mind those starving children... I bet a petting Zoo will do nicely in the DMZ. He will visit an international environmental forum on the project here early next week, they said. Good luck. |
| Posted by:DragonFly |
| #10 What a waste of Mr. Turner's time. The DMZ is already a functioning nature preserve. It's the only place on the entire Korean peninsula where the animals can roam without fear of being crowded out or hunted, and the plant life has flourished undisturbed since the minefields were established. The only risk is to the very largest animals, who occasionally discover a mine the hard way. |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2005-08-15 21:21 |
| #9 Any chance Ted will hit a shape-charged KIMIED (Kim's Improvised Explosive Device)? "I'm rone-wey, so rone inside, I'm rone-wey, so wrone-wey ..." www.teamamerica.com Film Clip" I'm so lonely |
| Posted by: Thriter Jamble9553 2005-08-15 16:31 |
| #8 Kimmie's gonna hook up a babe for Ted. Kimmie's KNOW how to keep their mouths shut |
| Posted by: Frank G 2005-08-15 16:18 |
| #7 Ted had better be careful around Kimmie. Remember what happened to "Hans Blix"? |
| Posted by: BigEd 2005-08-15 16:01 |
| #6 This is a job for Team America. |
| Posted by: 2b 2005-08-15 15:16 |
| #5 Hey Ted, how's that $ billion to the UN going? Apparently it worked so well you want to give another $ billion to Kimmie... |
| Posted by: Spot 2005-08-15 15:12 |
| #4 Maybe the Norks will keep him. Put him in the DMZ in the middle of all the land mines. |
| Posted by: mmurray821 2005-08-15 15:09 |
| #3 This may be the end of ScrappleFace. You can't make up this stuff. |
| Posted by: Darrell 2005-08-15 14:57 |
| #2 Visiting the commies? It worked for me. Right Joe? Joe says make sure you take the tour... |
| Posted by: The Ghost of Walter Duranty 2005-08-15 14:51 |
| #1 Just when you start to forget what an evil fucker Turner can be... Nature preserve. How... Godwinesque. Are they going to try to stock it with back-bred aurochs? |
| Posted by: Mitch H. 2005-08-15 14:43 |