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Israel-Palestine
MEMRITV: Commander of Arafat's Presidential Guard: He May Have Been Poisoned by a Laser
2005-08-17
The following clip is an excerpt from an interview with the commander of the Palestinian Presidential Guard, Munir Al-Zu'bi, which discussed the death of Yasser Arafat. The interview aired on Al-Arabiya TV on August 13, 2005.

*Clip # 810 - Commander of Arafat's Presidential Guard Munir Al-Zubi: Arafat May Have Been Poisoned by a Laser Beam, a Handshake, or a Kiss
Ewwwwwww.....but I digress. Please, continue!
... If he was poisoned, it was by new and very sophisticated materials,
Cooties, most likely
and not directly. It was not direct poisoning.

Interviewer: You mean,
Yes - EXACTLY!
there must have been...

Al-Zubi: ...Either by someone who used a very advanced kind of poison and shook hands with the president, with a poisoned hand, or by someone who kissed him with some substance (on his lips).
I repeat: Ewwwwwwwww......
This way there are poisons that are transferred... There are sophisticated poisons that are passed this way. That is one possibility. Another is by laser beams.
"If you look closely, you can see the place where they drilled the hole in his forehead"...
When Abu Ammar would walk here, the Israeli army... we were unprotected. The Beit El settlement is right over there. The Beit El base... Abu Ammar used to stand here.....in addition, there were planes sometimes... AWACS planes...

Interviewer: Yes, but poisoning... Right, but the laser would have hit...You were with him most of the time...

Al-Zubi: No, a laser beam aimed at a person can hit him. I was in Paris when the president went to the hospital. Something that a French doctor explained to us stuck in my mind. He said that assuming Abu Ammar had been killed by poison, the only possibility was poisoning by laser beam, either by journalists, or a TV camera, or a certain device that transmits a laser beam.
Would that be something called...a Laser? When Abu Ammar would sit in an interview, the camera would be pointed at him for fifteen minutes to half an hour.
So - the old microwave-in-the-camera trick!
Is that why he always looked toasted?
If this camera were to transmit beams it may have caused such a result.
...And hot dogs are better than rhubarb, but neither one is as expensive as ice cream. What the HELL are you talking about??
He might have been harmed this way.
And as soon as we find out who did it...I move that RB buys him dinner.

Mike
Posted by:Mike Kozlowski

#18  I think he died of a LIV infection.
Posted by: Poison Reverse   2005-08-17 16:32  

#17  He died of AIDS. Apparently the Laser went where the sun don't shine. Nice aiming, Avner
Posted by: Frank G   2005-08-17 16:23  

#16  We're having a lecture about anti-personnel beam weapons at Raytheon this afternoon.

Purely a coincidence. Really. I have no idea why our stock is up today.


Posted by: Jackal   2005-08-17 15:58  

#15  Damn!

Jenkins! They're on to the photonic toxins ploy!
Prep the Hamas-bot! We're sending it out tonight.
Posted by: mojo   2005-08-17 14:44  

#14  or by someone who kissed him with some substance (on his lips).

Did Arafat generally kiss strangers (on the lips)? Um, nevermind, please don't answer that!
Posted by: Secret Master   2005-08-17 14:32  

#13  Was the laser mounted on the head of a shark?
Posted by: Raj   2005-08-17 11:10  

#12  ..Arafat May Have Been Poisoned by a Laser Beam,..

Ha....hahaa....haahahahahaa....HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-08-17 10:06  

#11  actually wasnt it the case that in the 18th century, women used arsenic as a skin lightener? They took it gradually, developing a tolerance, but if you kissed them, when they had it on their lips, you died?

(of course arsenic would show in a modern autopsy)
Posted by: liberalhawk   2005-08-17 09:16  

#10  and this guy is the "COMMANDER" of the "PRESIDENTIAL GUARD"

accomplished, successful, prominent.

just imagine what the ignorant, unwashed masses believe.
Posted by: PlanetDan   2005-08-17 09:13  

#9  ...or by someone who kissed him with some substance (on his lips).

Yeah. They had the...ummmmmmmmmmmm...substance on their...ummmmmmmmmmm...lips. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-08-17 08:52  

#8  How arab of him! And this is the phukwit that yasssir idiofat chose to protect him? What about those bon bons wifey sent idiofat from Paris for the eid before his death? Maybe she used bacon grease to cook that homemade flaffel she mailed only a week before he died. Maybe Munir and the hangers-on became increasingly tired of the sickly, senile old goat idiofat and sensed that he was considering taking away their ill-gotten gains out of spite and jealousy. Maybe he was just an old, hypocritical, incompetent, violent, totalitarian, leathery, senile, desert goat who died from an unsavory social disease.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-08-17 08:40  

#7  "Ignorance, seemingly without limit."

When you only need one book, this is what you get.
Posted by: Ulereger Clavigum6227   2005-08-17 08:32  

#6  This is really funny.

And scary.

Ignorance, seemingly without limit.
Posted by: Bobby   2005-08-17 07:59  

#5  I'm thinking these people were never taught that a pointy aluminum (or tin) foil hat would protect them from the death rays. Maybe I'll send the PA a roll of Extra Heavy Duty Reynolds wrap with instructions.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2005-08-17 06:03  

#4  If by poison Munir meant the HIV virus and by laser he meant Arafat's Presidential Guards' penii, then he was poisoned. Have you been tested lately Munir?
Posted by: Zim Bob   2005-08-17 05:43  

#3  Actually these clowns believe in witchcraft and crap so no telling what they think. How about he died of old age? I mean freeking old age kills people every day. I hope I die from it too.
Posted by: Sock Puppet 0’ Doom   2005-08-17 05:42  

#2  ZIONIST DEATH RAY(Tm)!!!
Posted by: anonymous5089   2005-08-17 04:23  

#1  Sounds like this fellow has no knowledge of lasers, I think a focused Microwave could do it, but there would be plain signs of heating the tissues.

For that matter he would feel the burn, and probably yelp.

Laser beams to deliver poison? Dumb shit reporting.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2005-08-17 01:59  

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