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Whale Boomed Doomed (has anyone seen Michael Moore lately?)
2005-09-15
A BEACHED whale was blown up in front of horrified children yesterday after rescuers failed to get it back into deep water.
Nuke The Whales!
Onlookers watched as explosives were strapped behind the 10-metre Southern Right whale's head and detonated, killing it instantly. Many of them shouted insults at police as the whale died.
SPLAT! "Damm, I just washed that car! What's good for removing whale guts from leather seats?"

Later, officials in South Africa defended the way the beast was killed on a beach near Cape Town. Carol Esmosas, of the Department of Tourism, said explosives were recommended for such cases by the International Whaling Commission. Other options, such as shooting the whale or injecting it with drugs, were considered riskier and more painful for the animal.

Dozens of local people and rescue workers had spent the night trying to get the whale back into the sea. But by daybreak the high tide had washed it further up the beach, where it became stuck on sand and was clearly suffering, officials said. The whale was either sick or had just became trapped.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#6  I blew up up a rotten dead horse in a creek early in my blasting career, but I never popped the top off a live whale with DooooooooooooooPont. Not even a dead whale. One hell of a way to put down a whale.....
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-09-15 22:33  

#5  Darn. We should have spread the word that the whale was a Zionist occupier. How many martyrs does it take to get rid of a whale?
Posted by: Jackal   2005-09-15 18:31  

#4  A yard or so of det cord around the neck...

No need for anything else...
Posted by: DanNY   2005-09-15 14:42  

#3  It wasn't ....white....was it? I've been looking for that SOB for years...
Posted by: Ahab   2005-09-15 10:28  

#2  Where was Iron Chef Whale when needed?! Mercy killing by blowing up the head. That's a first to me.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-09-15 10:25  

#1  Dynamite!!! What a great idea for that FAT BASTERED MIKEY!!!!!!! Although SEM-TEC would be better!!
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2005-09-15 09:37  

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