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Afghanistan/South Asia
Islamic Militant Was Killed While Visiting Girlfriend
2005-09-18
Masood Ahmad Nathnu, financial chief and senior commander of Hizbul Mujahideen, paid with his life in his pursuit for love as he was killed in an ambush by Indian forces on Saturday whilst visiting the home of his girlfriend.
"I'm in the mood for love,
Simply because..."
"Stick 'em up!"
"... you're near me."
Acting on a tip-off, the police cordoned off the village of Dama, 10 km northeast of the town of Doda, in Jammu and Kashmir, in the early hours of Saturday night, apprehended the militant and shot him dead.
"You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
"Hokay."
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
"Aaaaaiiiieeee!"
[THUD!]
This is not the first incident of its kind. Earlier this year, another top commander, Shakil Ansari, was also killed whilst visiting his girlfriend.
"Honey, it's me! [BANG!] Aaaaiiiieeee! Rosebud!"
An Indian police spokesman described the operation as a success and said the Islamic group was likely to face a financial crisis as it sought to replace Nathnu.
"He's dead. That makes it a success, right?"
Militants are already under pressure by recent Pakistani policies aimed at undermining groups fighting in the disputed provinces of Jammu and Kashmir, army sources said. A firearm was recovered from the body of Nathnu who has been heavily involved with Hizbul Mujahideen for the past 10 years.
"Here's his shutter gun, Mukkerjee!"
"Thanks. What's a shutter gun?"
His death comes as the Indian army continues to target top officials in the Islamic group, killing more than six in the past month alone. This campaign has weakened the largest militant group in Kashmir opposed to recent peace overtures between the moderate Hurriyat Conference and the government in New Delhi as its head, Syed Salahuddin remains in Pakistan-controlled Kashmir.
... where he's always been.
Posted by:Fred

#10  You guys are a riot today! Marty Robbins is a smilin' from above (I think).
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2005-09-18 13:07  

#9  Kashmiri honeypots?
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-09-18 11:55  

#8  they lined the men of the village up...it was the double-dose of Cialis that gave him away
Posted by: Frank G   2005-09-18 11:20  

#7  LOL, Bodyguard!

"Down in the Kashmiri village of Dama
I fell in love with a burqa-clad girl"
Posted by: BH   2005-09-18 11:07  

#6  Acting on a tip-off, the police cordoned off the village of Dama.... Earlier this year....Shakil Ansari was also killed whilst visiting his girlfriend. Not fair! The cops are staking out the broad's abodes.
Posted by: GK   2005-09-18 10:35  

#5  He was planning on marrying her as soon as she was weaned.
Posted by: Fred   2005-09-18 10:21  

#4  Yes she should follow the example of that pedophile Mohammed who married an 11 year old.
Posted by: anon1   2005-09-18 10:18  

#3  Visiting his girlfriend?
What kind of unislamic behavior is that?

Surely she should have married him at age 11 or so, clad in burka.

Posted by: john   2005-09-18 09:26  

#2  Israel developes technology to find terrorist Mr Bigs and whacks them. Israel sells tech to India. Now India finds and whacks terrorist Mr. Bigs.
Posted by: phil_b   2005-09-18 03:08  

#1  "Off to my left I see 5 mounted Mahmouds, off to my right ride a dozen or more. I see the white puff of smoke from the AK, I feel the bullet go deep in my chest" God Bless ya Marty Robbins!
Posted by: Bodyguard   2005-09-18 02:58  

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