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Reason # 547 - Why We Don't Have To Make This Stuff Up
2005-09-26
EFL:
Naomi Campbell has spoken out in support of Kate Moss, who has lost three modeling contracts and is being investigated by London police on allegations that she used cocaine. "Kate Moss is my friend ... I think it's like everybody is being bad to her," the 35-year-old supermodel told a news conference Sunday in the Colombian capital where she was judging a modeling competition. "It's not the first time it has happened in the world ... it's really like a vendetta," said Campbell, who has said that she nearly self- destructed from her use of cocaine.
"I mean, what's newsworthy about a model being hooked on (snort) coke?"
Pictures published in a British tabloid appeared to show Moss using cocaine.
You mean the one with her face in the pile of white powder?
Yep, that one.
Moss, 31, issued a statement last week apologizing to "all the people I have let down." "I take full responsibility for my actions," she said. Her statement stopped short of specifying whether she had used cocaine.
"I ain't sayin' nuttin' widdout me mout'piece!"
Campbell said it was wrong to blame the modeling industry for drug abuse and eating disorders among young women. She agreed to take part in a program run by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime in Colombia to raise awareness about human trafficking.
And who knows more about human trafficking than the UN?
Campbell said she wanted to help in "providing a safe environment for models and preventing exploitation of human beings."
Like I said, we can't make this shit up
More than a dozen Colombian models from the Elite modeling agency recently attended a U.N. course in Bogota on how to spread the message about the risks of being lured abroad and sexually exploited.
Well, avoiding UN diplomats, aid workers and peacekeepers would be my first step
Posted by:Steve

#9  Put some dried beef bones in a large plastic garbage bag. Then lie on top of it for five minues. You have no completed the sex with supermodels simulation.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2005-09-26 19:55  

#8  Hey Micheal,

I think the broad was referring to cheap toilet water. Sort of makes sense then.
Posted by: Elmereng Pheating4146   2005-09-26 17:56  

#7  But how else will young women get the chance to date drugged out ancient rock stars?

I was just in Boston, mate; don't make me come back there...
Posted by: Keith Richards   2005-09-26 16:50  

#6  Campbell said it was wrong to blame the modeling industry for drug abuse and eating disorders among young women.

But how else will young women get the chance to date drugged out ancient rock stars?
Posted by: tu3031   2005-09-26 16:07  

#5  More than a dozen Colombian models from the Elite modeling agency recently attended a U.N. course in Bogota on how to spread the message about the risks of being lured abroad and sexually exploited.

If there's anybody who knows about being lured abroad and sexually exploiting, it's the UN.

Will the UN be handiong out the 976 number for the Elite modeling agency?
Posted by: Mrs. Davis   2005-09-26 15:59  

#4  All I want to know is, where can I get a grant to study the Sexual Exploitation of Drug Addled Supermodels?
Posted by: Steve   2005-09-26 15:44  

#3  It's like wow they are all idiots and drug fiends. Like these people can't help themselves you know what i mean.
Posted by: MunkarKat   2005-09-26 15:27  

#2  Anorexic? You mean you can read minds?
Posted by: Derek Zoolander   2005-09-26 15:24  

#1   it's really like a vendetta

No my pretty friend, a vendetta is something else entirely.

Capisce?
Posted by: Don Micheal Corleone   2005-09-26 15:20  

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