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Installing an iPod where?!
2005-10-15
Breastwide music may not be on show yet, but futurology experts from BT are working hard at it for two and all. A mere 15 years could shape the way we hear music
 While an MP3 player could fit in one boob, a complete music collection could be nestled to compliment it in the other. The milking of the mother of all mini machines is in the linking of simple plastic electronics with silicone, which would be controlled by the wrist’s flexible panel.

Ian Pearson, laboratory analyst for BT said to The Sun; ‘It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it may as well do something useful.’ What some scientist’s will do for a hit in a fiddle!

Clever chips can even warn carriers about problems with their heart activity, blood pressure, and breast based cancers. Vibrating phones may also be called to play a tart in it. Listen to this quivering lace.
Posted by:Jackal

#5  Excuse me, my tits are ringing.
Posted by: Shaviter Ulomoger4257   2005-10-15 23:05  

#4  Anyone wanna turn the knobs, the volume could be set higher.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-10-15 23:03  

#3  If you put your ears right about here, you can just hear Tokyo.
Posted by: AlmostStupid5839   2005-10-15 21:24  

#2  What happens when the batteries go dead?
Posted by: Korora   2005-10-15 21:20  

#1  Not bloody likely!
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-10-15 20:43  

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