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Moose attacked moose statue
2005-10-18
Those dang Moose again!
A family in the coastal Telemark town of Bamble had erected a statue of a moose in their garden, but a pair of the real thing apparently didn't approve. Anne Marie and Lars Johan Tveten heard some noise one night last week in the garden of their farm, which lies in the heart of moose terrain. "We thought it was the clothesline that had blown down, Anne Marie Tveten told Aftenposten.no. But when the couple woke up the next morning, "two moose were staring at us just a meter-and-a-half from our bedroom window," she said. The two moose then turned their backs on the Tvetens and wandered off into the forest.

The Tvetens are relatively accustomed to having moose in their backyards, so seeing the pair first thing in the morning wasn't so shocking. But then they saw what had made the noise the night before, according to local newspaper Telemarksavisa. The two moose had apparently taken out a bit of aggression on the Tveten's moose statue, which was lying broken in several places on some stone steps leading down to their cellar. "We were surprised," Tveten said. "The statue must have weighed around 200 kilos."
Which means the moose had it outweighed by another couple hundred kilos.
It remains unclear whether the moose felt threatened by the statue, or whether they were simply irritable, since it's the middle of the annual moose hunting season in Norway. "We don't know why they ruined the statue, earlier they've only been interested in our apple and pear trees," Tveten said. The moose statue's head was broken off, and the Tvetens view the damage as irreparable.
Let that be a lesson to youse...
Posted by:DanNY

#15  Figure out the distance between the hunter and the moose head. Foreshortening city. Like looking in the bathroom mirror at 13.... a figuring somethings wrong.....
Posted by: Simon Bar Sinister   2005-10-18 18:29  

#14  :)
Posted by: muck4doo   2005-10-18 18:05  

#13  A couple for you, Mr Mucky. Sorry to have upset you...

well met

Some payback...
playtime
revenge
The last thing I remember
delayed flight
Posted by: .com   2005-10-18 16:38  

#12  //
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Posted by: muck4doo   2005-10-18 16:01  

#11  ♫ I'm in the moose for love
Simply because you're near me... ♫
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-10-18 15:31  

#10  A real moose...

Posted by: .com   2005-10-18 15:26  

#9  Moose are BIG! A guy up in Grand County, about 90 miles from here, hit one with an 18-wheeler a few years ago. Totaled the truck, put the driver in the hospital with a broken leg and some internal injuries, and closed Highway 40 for a couple of hours. Moose are also unpredictable. I've heard of them attacking cars on the highway, and chasing people in the woods. I've also walked up to within ten feet of one, and been totally ignored.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2005-10-18 15:12  

#8  Moose are tasty...
Only if you get a tender young one. My uncle shot a big old bull moose up in Maine once. The meat was so tough and chewy that even after we boiled it for hours the dogs turned up their noses at it.
Posted by: Steve   2005-10-18 14:52  

#7  Moose are tasty... My late uncle was a hunter, and we'd have roast moosesteak occasionally.
Posted by: BigEd   2005-10-18 13:20  

#6  @ Shep UK : a shame a briton should not recognize *that* reference, while a froggie gets it! Go back study your classics, young man! :-)
Posted by: anonymous5089   2005-10-18 08:59  

#5  mojo - a moose bit your sister? for real, that musta been very nasty i'd imagine - blame bush for that i say.
Posted by: Shep UK   2005-10-18 08:30  

#4  bloody GW Bushes fault again for driving the moose mad with global warming i reackon
Posted by: Shep UK   2005-10-18 08:30  

#3  Check the moose's lair for a Koran. The Prophet forbids idols and representative artwork.
Posted by: Jackal   2005-10-18 08:24  

#2  
whether they were simply irritable, since it's the middle of the annual moose hunting season in Norway
Ya' think?

Being the guest of honor of hunting season would make me irritable too.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2005-10-18 01:16  

#1  A moose bit my sister once...
Posted by: mojo   2005-10-18 01:11  

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