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Michael Jackson Caught Using Ladies Restroom
2005-11-16
Michael Jackson was caught using that ladies room in Dubai over the weekend. The Khaleej Times reports the King of Pop was touching up his makeup in a shopping mall women's bathroom when a local, identified as Latifa M., "screamed in shock and ran out" when she saw that he was a man.
"He's a guy!... At least I think he is!"
According to the paper, Latifa M. then went back into the bathroom and took pictures of Jackson with her cell phone camera. That move reportedly resulted in a dispute, as Jackson chased after her, demanding she give the pictures to him. She refused and then asked for "compensation."
"Either gimme some dough or do the moon walk for me!"
When cops arrived at the scene, the photos were "erased." One member of the Dubai Police Department said he believed that Jackson was in the ladies room by accident.
Oh, yes. That must be it.
Jackson was wearing the region's traditional women's headwear, called a "Sheila."
Is she sure he's a guy?
He has been living in Bahrain since his acquittal on child molestation charges earlier this year. The pop star reportedly recently bought property in the Anwaj Islands for $1.5 million.
Posted by:Fred

#12  Jackson was wearing the region's traditional women's headwear, called a "Sheila."

Mr. Jackson is getting stranger and stranger. I imagine his pending, penultimate operation will be a sex change.
Posted by: trailing wife   2005-11-16 22:45  

#11  You are a bad man TU, albeit a funny one.
Posted by: Shipman   2005-11-16 18:02  

#10  The Khaleej Times reports the King of Pop was touching up his makeup in a shopping mall women's bathroom

Glueing his nose back on? That heat in Dubai must do a number on it.
Posted by: tu3031   2005-11-16 16:23  

#9  They won't let him into the little boys room.
Posted by: DoDo   2005-11-16 15:03  

#8  "The King of Pop was touching up his makeup"

His make up eh! makes a change.
Posted by: pihkalbadger   2005-11-16 13:30  

#7  The pop star reportedly recently bought property in the Anwaj Islands for $1.5 million.

How does he manage to do that without money?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2005-11-16 10:40  

#6  Naturally, the only acceptable outcome to this is for Latifa to be stoned to death for seeing a "man" in the ladies restroom.
Posted by: BH   2005-11-16 10:27  

#5  Better take a DNA sample. It's the only way to know for sure.
Posted by: edf   2005-11-16 09:35  

#4  Well, about 2,987 operations ago he was, now?
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2005-11-16 08:20  

#3  is he human?
Posted by: anymouse   2005-11-16 07:49  

#2  I know, I know, I'm giving duche bags a bad name.
Posted by: Captain America   2005-11-16 03:57  

#1  Where else should a duche bag go?
Posted by: Captain America   2005-11-16 03:55  

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