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Astrologer gets one right
2005-12-19
Man commits suicide as TV astrologer predicts a short life for him

SHARJAH — Sandeep, a 30-year-old Indian national hailing from Kerala, committed suicide in his room in Abu Shagara area in Sharjah on Friday night after an astrologer predicted a short life for the man on a TV channel.
The astrologer will live off this one for years ...
According to Pradeep, the brother in-law of the deceased, they found him hanging by the hook of a fan in his room. “He was living with us, and on Friday I went out with my wife (sister of the deceased) at about 6 in the evening. When we returned late in the night, we found his room locked from inside and the lights on. When we knocked, there was no response. We informed the police who came and found he was hanging by the fan,” he said.
There he was, twirling around and all ...
Pradeep said that when Sandeep’s mother was informed about the death of her son, she revealed that her son had made a call to her in India on Friday night at about 9.30pm, asking her whether a short life was predicted in his horoscope written by an astrologer at his birth. He had informed the mother that a similar prediction was made by an astrologer on a TV channel recently.
We have two astrologers concurring. What could be more scientific than that?
He asked her why she did not tell him earlier what was written in his horoscope, said the brother-in-law.
"Mom! The astrologer said I'd only live to be 25!"
"Well you'd better get a move and get married, son, I want a grandchild before you kick off."
He also disclosed that the horoscope of the deceased was brought to the UAE for some proposals for Sandeep to match with the prospective girls’ horoscopes.
"Allright now, daughter of mine, here's the next proposal. Clean-living, student, wealthy, good looking, pious, and his horoscope says he's going to kick off next week."
"Oh Dad, he's perfect!"
“This is when he read it, and thereafter called the astrologer. He was feeling very low for the last three to four days. We did not know the reason. His mother only told us these things when we informed her about his death,” Pradeep said.
"She didn't seem to be too broke up about it, either."
“We hope the body will be released soon,” said Pradeep, adding that they were planing to repatriate the body to India as soon as the forensic tests are conducted and the police releases the body.
"C'mon, Dr. Quincy, he was hanging from a fan! How much longer is this going to take?"
Sandeep was a master’s degree holder in financial management and had a good job with a company in Dubai. I still can’t believe that an educated person like him can commit suicide for a silly thing like this,” said the brother-in-law.
Educated people do all sorts of stoopid things: get drunk and take off clothes during a Packers game in December; clean a loaded rifle; become Democrats; I mean all sorts of stoopid stuff ...
Meanwhile, social organisations urged the authorities to look into the issue. “Some Indian TV channels are broadcasting programmes on astrology. Most of them give an option for the viewers to call them and get their future predicted. They make an income because viewers make an international hotline call which generates income from advertisements,” said Joy, a volunteer of ‘Sneha Thazhvara’, a social organisation. He added that the astrologers are creating social problems and this should be prevented.
I dunno, I see possibilities. Wonder if Zarq has had his horoscope checked lately?
Posted by:Steve White

#8  How about Ted Kennedy?
Posted by: Besoeker   2005-12-19 11:23  

#7  Wonder if Zarq has had his horoscope checked lately?

I'd be delighted to give him a free palm reading. 'Course he'd have to come in person...
Posted by: Seafarious   2005-12-19 10:37  

#6  Self-fulfilling prophecies are not valid.
I predict the sun will rise tomorrow morning, worship me I've never been wrong.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2005-12-19 10:35  

#5  I find this all very ironic. We ship all of our jobs (esp. Customer Service) to India, and what do they get in return? Crack-pot Astrologers on TV 24/7! I love it! Isn't capitalism great?
Posted by: BA   2005-12-19 10:33  

#4  hanging by the hook of a fan in his room.

Reminds me of the ceiling fan installation piece I saw on This Old House a few years back. The fan mount was obviously well installed, which is essential for effective suicides.
Posted by: Besoeker   2005-12-19 10:18  

#3  Does Dion Warrwick have anything to do with this?
Maybe the Indian authorities should question her.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-12-19 09:46  

#2  "Oh Dad, he's perfect!"


frightning woids, woe is me.
Posted by: Red Dog   2005-12-19 06:23  

#1  Hey! I make a good living off of the simple minded with my Astrological predictions. It's all very unscientific. I even use a computer to do it these days so I can write off my web-browsing and pr0n collecting on my income taxes. You must take us very unseriously.

What else would you expect? I am a mahou Sensei after all, astrology is like, my middle name.
Posted by: Mahou Sensei Negi-bozu   2005-12-19 05:17  

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