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Tigers, why do they hate crooks?
2005-12-21
A criminal suspect on the run ended up being mauled to death by a caged tiger, South African police say. The man took refuge in the Bengal tiger's cage at the Bloemfontein Zoo. A visitor to the zoo on Sunday noticed a body covered in bite marks in the cage.
"look, kids. That cute tiger has a chew toy......oh, my"
"The man was involved in a robbery and was chased by security guards," police spokeswoman Elsa Gerber told the South African Broadcasting Corporation. "He had nowhere else to go, so he jumped over the zoo fence," she added.
Darwin Award Nominee
The police said that the man had tried to escape after he had robbed a couple with a knife.
"I'll just leap over this fence and make my escape.....uh oh"

The tiger had apparently not tried to eat the body. Nature conservation officials quoted by SABC said the tigers had been fed on Saturday afternoon and were therefore not hungry.
Posted by:Steve

#4  The tiger had apparently not tried to eat the body. Nature conservation officials quoted by SABC said the tigers had been fed on Saturday afternoon and were therefore not hungry.

Besides, human meat is saltier than beef.
-Idi Amin

And, Sher-Khan is probably on a low sodium diet...He was probably just dealing with a trespasser...
Posted by: BigEd   2005-12-21 19:30  

#3  "The man was involved in a robbery and was chased by security guards," police spokeswoman Elsa Gerber told the South African Broadcasting Corporation. "He had nowhere else to go, so he jumped over the zoo fence, we tried to herd him toward the baboons but insisted on the lion cages" she added with a chuckle.



Posted by: Besoeker   2005-12-21 11:12  

#2  We don't hate crooks. They're gre-e-e-e-at with a little mustard!
Posted by: Fat Tony   2005-12-21 11:04  

#1  Does this remimd you of a bugs bunny cartoon or what?
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2005-12-21 10:15  

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