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Senile Giant Octopus Molests Submarine
2006-01-27
A giant Pacific octopus that attacked a remotely operated submarine off north Vancouver Island could have been senile or maybe just peckish, a marine biologist said Wednesday. "Large male octopuses in the last part of their lives become senescent, or senile," said Jim Cosgrove of the Royal B.C. Museum. "They get to be like humans, doddering old fools that have inappropriate behaviours such as being out in the daytime," said Cosgrove, an expert in octopus behaviour.
Because somebody has to be and it might as well be him.
The attack occurred Nov. 18, 2005, off Brooks Peninsula, on the northwest coast of the Island. The submarine was 55 metres deep and Mike Wood was on a boat on the surface, guiding the submarine along the ocean floor looking for electronic receivers that detect salmon. "I had the ROV [remote operated vehicle] with its manipulator claw attached on a ground rope. It took me two hours to find this particular receiver. The octopus came from the receiver direction about 30 to 50 feet." The octopus anchored three tentacles on the same cable the vehicle was holding onto "and a fourth tentacle shot forward very fast and wrapped around my manipulator claw."

Wood immediately threw the sub into reverse and blasted the octopus with sand and debris from the ocean floor. The sub has about 50 kilograms of thrust "so it's quite powerful," Wood said. In a video recording, the octopus whips its tentacles around as it tries to deal with the sub's counterattack. "Eventually it releases the vehicle and it gets blasted off into the distance," said Wood. The octopus was not injured, he said.
Understatement of the year alert:
"It's unusual for something like this to happen, a giant Pacific octopus attacking an underwater robot," said Wood, suggesting this is probably the first time it has been recorded.
Posted by: Anonymoose

#14  "Senile Giant Octopus Molests Submarine"

Sounds like my dating life.....
Posted by: Mark E.   2006-01-27 20:02  

#13  "They get to be like humans, doddering old fools that have inappropriate behaviours such as being out in the daytime,"

gotta be a Ted Kennedy/Chris Dodd sandwich joke in their somewhere
Posted by: Frank G   2006-01-27 17:09  

#12  Had there been two octopi they coulda had a sub sandwich!
Posted by: Zenster   2006-01-27 16:58  

#11  Damn, tu3031 - you're on a roll today! :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-01-27 16:44  

#10  "They get to be like humans, doddering old fools that have inappropriate behaviours such as being out in the daytime," said Cosgrove, an expert in octopus behaviour.

Sounds like he knows Helen Thomas...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-01-27 16:31  

#9  
giant Pacific octopus that attacked a remotely operated submarine off north Vancouver Island could have been senile or maybe just peckish, a marine biologist said Wednesday. "Large male octopuses in the last part of their lives become senescent, or senile," said Jim Cosgrove of the Royal B.C. Museum. "They get to be like humans, doddering old fools that have inappropriate behaviours such as being out in the daytime," said Cosgrove, an expert in octopus behaviour.
Maria Cantwell is reportedly nervous about a primary challenge from the octopus.
Posted by: eLarson   2006-01-27 15:22  

#8  maybe sexual attraction...
Posted by: Flaiper Unuper6958   2006-01-27 14:25  

#7  ...and did they electrocute him?
Posted by: tu3031   2006-01-27 12:12  

#6  Mentioned this story to my wife. Her reply: "Senile? Eight grabby arms? Sounds like my law professor."
Posted by: BH   2006-01-27 12:12  

#5  But was the giant octopus screaming like in the show?
Posted by: mojo   2006-01-27 11:40  

#4  I think it was nine episodes...
Posted by: Fred   2006-01-27 11:26  

#3  Wasn't this in an episode of Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?
Posted by: Mike   2006-01-27 10:56  

#2  There it is again, a friendly, male attempt at harmless conversation, mistaken for geriatric senality or a desire for sex or victals. Happens to me all too quite frequently.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-01-27 10:16  

#1  Another win for the inorganic side.
Posted by: 6   2006-01-27 10:09  

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