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Russian MP Says US To Attack Iran Late March
2006-02-09
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A top Russian parliamentary leader has told Ekho Moskvy radio station that an attack on Iran is inevitable and that it will occur on March 28th. The leader of the Liberal Democrats Vladimir Zhirinovsky also believes that the Muslim riots were orchestrated by the US to garner European backing for the military strike.

Rhetoric has heated significantly in the past week with Donald Rumsfeld yesterday warning that a military option was on the table, echoing the comments of Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist who said that the US was prepared to take military action.

Also, Israeli acting Prime Minister Ehud Olmert stated that Iran would pay "a very heavy price" if the Islamic Republic defiantly resumes full-scale uranium enrichment to build nuclear weapons.

Zhirinovsky told the Russian radio station that, "The war is inevitable because the Americans want this war. Any country claiming a leading position in the world will need to wage wars. Otherwise it will simply not be able to retain its leading position."

"The date for the strike is already known — it is the election day in Israel (March 28). It is also known how much that war will cost,” said Zhirinovsky.

Commenting on the Muslim riots sweeping the Middle East and Europe, Zhirinovsky (pictured above) said that the publication of the offensive cartoons was a planned psyop on the part of the US and aimed to “provoke a row between Europe and the Islamic world”.

“It will all end with European countries thanking the United States and paying, and giving soldiers,” said Zhirinovsky.

The possible inorganic manufactured nature of the riots has to be seriously considered. The three most offensive cartoons that caused the outrage were not even printed in the Danish Jyllands-Posten newspaper but were added in and handed out by Danish imams who “circulated the images to brethren in Muslim countries,” according to the London Telegraph.

It also appears highly suspicious that Muslims in Gaza City and other places had gained access to a plentiful supply of Danish flags to burn in front of the waiting world media as soon as the controversy broke out.

It now comes to light that Merete Eldrup, managing director of JP/Politikens Hus, the company that published the cartoons, is the wife of Anders Eldrup. Anders Eldrup is a Bilderberg member who has attended the last five Bilderberg meetings. The Bilderberg Group is a shadowy organization that meets once a year to steer global policy. It is now widely acknowledged that Bilderberg set the date for the March 2003 invasion of Iraq.

he violent demonstrations, on the back of last November's French riots, are clearly having the effect of hardening European sympathy towards Muslims, even as the governments of major European countries open the floodgates to mass immigration. This greases the skids for an accelerated invasion of Iran who yesterday announced they were cutting trade with Denmark over the offensive cartoons.

Director of the Russian Political Research Institute Sergei Markov previously warned that Israel was likely to conduct air strikes against Iran in the spring.

The window of opportunity seems to be forming for the US and Israel. The White House meeting memo proves that UN consultations and possible sanctions are mere window dressing for a plan of action that has already been decided upon. What remains to be seen is if the US or Israel will attempt to manufacture a staged war provocation to goad the Iranians into signing their own death warrant. The memo, released by QC Philippe Sands, contained details of a discussion between Tony Blair and George Bush where a plan to paint a US spy plane in UN colors and fly it low over Iraq in the hope that Saddam would order it shot down was debated.
Posted by:tipper

#22  The leader of the Liberal Democrats Vladimir Zhirinovsky also believes that the Muslim riots were orchestrated by the US to garner European backing for the military strike.

Bwaaahahahahahahaaahahahaa!!!!!

We also have captured UFO technology too.

Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2006-02-09 23:38  

#21  Will say again that all Amer's enemies, Hillaristas and the DemoLefties have left is "brinkmanship", besides of course the MSM. 9-11 and the GWOT is about control of the world and Socialism, which for the Lefties = weak, Sovietized, anti-sovereign Amerika under OWG and SWO/CWO. AYMMETRIC WARFARE [NUCLEARIZED?], eg alleged PEOPLE'S WAR, gener allows WILFUL ANTI-US cannon fodder nations like Iran and North Korea, etc. to militarily engage the Hyperpower+ USA and US Allies without also waging suicidal traditional organz linear warfare, hence preserving for as long as possible their State-specific warfighting manpower and societal-cultural-ethnic national attributes. Amer's enemies have the waffling, stalling/
obstructionist reactionist-happy dialectic Clintons and Dems in Washington with Russia-China, etal. as mil backup in case the Clintons and Dems fail. The Dems prob is NOT free America making war, its a weak AMERIKA SSR NOT being the final outcome; its NOT America warring for newfound Global EMpire, ITS AMERICA GOVERNING AND DOMINATING ITS OWN EMPIRE; its NOT alleged Fascist Americans andor Amer Milfors making war, ITS FREE AMERICANS BEING ALLOWED TO GOVERN OR CONTROL THEIR OWN COUNTRY, ECONOMY, AND DESTINY! To paraphrase our dear friends the Russians this AM, vv PRAVDA and the Russia LeftForums, ONLY RUSSIA DECIDES WHOM IS ITS EQUAL, ONLY RUSSIA DECIDES WHAT AND WHOM IS, OR IS NOT, IN EURASIA.
ONLY RUSSIA DECIDES.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-02-09 22:26  

#20  Listen to the sense of the Hose.


/splash
Posted by: Shamu   2006-02-09 18:52  

#19  Vladimir Zhirinovsky is a CIA operative. We invade on the 27th while they are still moving their troops.
Posted by: Super Hose   2006-02-09 18:06  

#18  What's Russian for "Yeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhh!"

Posted by: eLarson   2006-02-09 16:42  

#17  Build-A-Burger?

Why thank you, I think I will!

Wonder if the Whopperettes will be available to help me out......
Posted by: TomAnon   2006-02-09 15:32  

#16  Zhirinovsky is in LaRouche territory, except he manages to get elected.
Posted by: xbalanke   2006-02-09 15:31  

#15  Late March, huh?

Guess that means we go in mid-February. Or mid-April. :-D
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-02-09 14:55  

#14  Bartender, what ever his is drinking I don't want any. This guy is a nationalist fruitloop.
Posted by: Sock Puppet O´ Doom   2006-02-09 14:10  

#13  According to a former member of German intelligence, Mahmoud has no idea what Hell is ... but he is about to learn.
Posted by: doc   2006-02-09 13:26  

#12  Zhirinovsky also believes that the Muslim riots were orchestrated by the US to garner European backing for the military strike.

uh, ok. Whatever. It works for me.
Posted by: 2b   2006-02-09 12:56  

#11  Hushsssssssss DepotGuy
Posted by: 6   2006-02-09 12:35  

#10  About the only thing Zhirinovsky doesn't explain in his wanderings is the single bullet theory.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-02-09 12:20  

#9  How do you "Make" people riot and murder?
Just because you piss them off doesnt mean they have to burn stuff and wreak havoc.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-02-09 10:59  

#8  The agreement to attack Iran has finally has come to fruition but no date has been set. Keep in mind the Bilderbergers are a genus branched off from the ancient raptor-type bi-pedal saurian species. This shouldnÂ’t come as a surprise since everyone knows that these reptilian humanoids are prone to indecision.
Posted by: DepotGuy   2006-02-09 10:54  

#7  Well, he got ONE thing right - the "controversy" over the cartoons was definitely contrived. I would believe by Iran and Syria, to try to distract the world from other things going on. We're definitely heading for a show-down, as the "Sadr" announcement confirms. Iran WANTS this - they believe they can inflict massive casualties against the US.

One thing to remember: Iran hasn't had a REAL war waged on its soil in several years. The idiocy between them and Iraq was a bloody, stupid farce. If they believe the US fights like the Iraqis did, they're in for a HORRIBLE surprise.

The only thing I can possibly think Zhirinofsky hopes to gain by this obvious bit of insanity is to try to drive a wedge between the US and Europe over the coming confrontation with Iran and Syria. I don't think it's going to get very far. The muzzies are their own worst enemies, and have done more to unite Europe and the US than we or the Russians could have ever done.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-02-09 10:47  

#6  I got the email on this from Karl last week. Didn't everyo....What? Oh, oopsie.

Never mind.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-02-09 10:12  

#5  "the Russian Howard Dean" -- exactly!
Posted by: Darrell   2006-02-09 10:10  

#4  You've got to keep up on your conspiracy theories. Both Halliburton and the Council on Foreign Relations are wholly-owned subsidiaries of Bilderberg. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Fred   2006-02-09 10:04  

#3  It is now widely acknowledged that Bilderberg set the date for the March 2003 invasion of Iraq.
Bilderbers done it? First time I heard of it was here. I though the US, the Great Satan had done it.
Posted by: 3dc   2006-02-09 09:07  

#2  First sentence is possible, but the second tells you alllllll you need to know. Zhirinovsky sounds like the Russian Howard Dean.
Posted by: .com   2006-02-09 08:44  

#1  Everyone knows it'll be the Jooooos.. but March 28th is a cert.
Posted by: Howard UK   2006-02-09 08:42  

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