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Africa North
Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
2006-02-24
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
Posted by:phil_b

#9  got goat cheese?
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-24 22:38  

#8  Just imagine the snickers and jokes this mook will hear from now on.

"Hey, Ahmad (snicker) where's your wife?"

"YOU SHUT UP!"
Posted by: mojo   2006-02-24 22:35  

#7  

Forced? Like in a shotgun wedding?

Yeah! Right!

Posted by: Vinkat Bala Subrumanian   2006-02-24 21:49  

#6  could've been worse. Forced to marry Helen Thomas? Now that's worth slitting your wrists.....deep....repeatedly
Posted by: Frank G   2006-02-24 20:36  

#5  Was this some kind of fraternity initiation?
Posted by: whitecollar redneck   2006-02-24 20:20  

#4  I'm just glad they didn't stone the goat to protect her family's honor.
Posted by: Jackal   2006-02-24 20:04  

#3  Welcome to Muslims and Arab farming.
Posted by: Phusing Elmomorong1742   2006-02-24 19:11  

#2  Does this count as one of the four allowable wives, or is it a freebie?
Posted by: BH   2006-02-24 18:38  

#1  Ewwwwwwwww!
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-02-24 17:37  

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