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Debka: Al Qaeda Orders All Foreigners Out Of Gaza, Immediate Sharia Law |
2006-03-01 |
Urgent consultations in European and Arab capitals and Jerusalem are reported by DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources over the threatened targets published by Al Qaeda’s Gaza cell – the Army of Jihad - dated Feb. 16. Not only must "non-Muslim foreigners of all nationalities" leave, but "foreign embassies and consulates must be evacuated and their staff leave within one month of this warning." Our sources report that the al Qaeda communiqué was urgently translated by foreign embassies in Tel Aviv and transmitted to their governments. They concluded that the document was put together by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi’s subordinates posted in the Gaza Strip and contains a direct threat to unleash Iraq-style terror in the Palestinian territory against the targets listed below. Therefore, diplomatic, security and international aid staff can expect to be pulled out of the Gaza Strip without delay. DEBKAfile’s sources stress that the meaning for the Palestinian Authority, Israel and even Hamas, is the launch of an al Qaeda offensive to transform the Gaza Strip into a radical Islamic entity as set out by the statement issued by the Army of Jihad: "...we address all believers of our people and all those who sacrificed their blood and property to defend Islam and Muslims against the Zionist occupation. Allah ordered us to fight to combat atheism. With Allah’s support we defeated our enemy and obliged Israel to withdraw in humiliation from the Gaza Strip. One thing remaining to be done is to implement Sharia laws." These are the targets listed in the al Qaeda statement: *Corrupt elements inside and outside the Palestinian Authority Monday, Feb. 27, Israel’s acting prime minister Ehud Olmert said he does not see Hamas as being a strategic security threat to the country. This is seen by DEBKAfile’s political sources as an effort to soothe concerns and divert attention from the menace building up in the Gaza Strip. |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#13 Does this edict by al Qaeda pass muster with the people's party - Hamas? Aren't they the ones that get to say "quittin time"? |
Posted by: Hank 2006-03-01 16:31 |
#12 Silly peeps, they just left out a word: Any girl who goes out wearing trousers or without a veil to cover her hair Now, let's see what sort of hilarious results we can get by inserting a single word here and there amongst these little gems: All non-Muslim foreigners of all different nationalities are warned to leave jizya. |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-01 12:21 |
#11 Nothing seems to put people of I-slam quicker than Bin-Ladens band of goat lovers taking over. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2006-03-01 11:32 |
#10 Sounds like a Plan! Oh and we better take our money out of there too. Let Benny support the assholes. Hurry up and complete the wall and then let them enjoy their 'paradise'. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2006-03-01 11:24 |
#9 It will be seet watching AQ, hamas, and the hez fighters duking it out. |
Posted by: anymouse 2006-03-01 11:04 |
#8 Remember folks, this is DEBKA and saline additives are the rule. Nonetheless, what a wonderful stroke of luck for the Palestinians. They may finally have a chance to enjoy the true fruits of their anti-Semitic labors. Not just the usual froth and spittle, but real down-home honest-to-gosh grindingly dull sharia brand Islamism. Remember, Osama considers iced soft drinks to be a manifestation of western decadence. For all their spewing, the Palestinians are actually a somewhat diverse people with Copts, Druze and Christian elements in the general population. Al Qaeda coming in and enforcing strict sharia law is going to rub a lot of people the exact wrong way. Not that they couldn't have seen this coming after so many decades of Jew hating. Corrupt elements inside and outside the Palestinian Authority Well, that leaves, what? Five or ten percent of the population unscathed? The Traparancy International Corruption Perception Index: http://ww1.transparency.org/cpi/2004/cpi2004.en.html rates the Palestinian Authority at #111 out of 146 different national governments. It shares company with such illustrious company as Libya, Equador and Yemen. (America rates as #19, Denmark #3 and Finland #1). I could not wish a more polarizing or zero-fun sort of puritanical astringent bunch of thugs as al Qaeda upon the Palestinians. Let them get a taste of what the Arab world envisions as model Jew haters so they can see just how wide of the mark they've been. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of turds. |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-01 10:32 |
#7 This is very similar to the demands the algerian jihadists made at the beginning of the 90's civil war. |
Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-03-01 10:12 |
#6 Never thought I'll be hopping that AQ are not just blowing air. |
Posted by: gromgoru 2006-03-01 10:00 |
#5 No coffee, cigs, booze, computers or whorehouses. Gee, sounds like a paradise. I bet the people can't wait. What am I saying, they probably would like to live like that. Ick! |
Posted by: Unock Greatch1969 2006-03-01 10:00 |
#4 Any girl who goes out wearing trousers without a veil to cover her hair Anyone else see the loop-hole here? |
Posted by: Robert Crawford 2006-03-01 09:42 |
#3 Probably was some catchall or slang word for Western-style clothes, as opposed to a burkha. |
Posted by: gromky 2006-03-01 01:24 |
#2 Yeah, that bugged me, too. Does anybody have any thoughts as to how the translation could have gotten sideways like that? Are trousers the issue? Do they have Bermuda shorts? Skorts? Peddle pushers? |
Posted by: OregonGuy 2006-03-01 00:50 |
#1 This one seems oddly worded: "*Any girl who goes out wearing trousers without a veil to cover her hair..." Do most women in Gaza wear trousers? Do most women in Gaza who DO normally wear trousers normally wear a veil? If a woman is wearing a skirt or dress, does she need to wear a veil? The emphasis on trousers seems weird. |
Posted by: Jules 2006-03-01 00:13 |