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India-Pakistan
Man arrested for claiming prophethood
2006-03-04
KASUR: Abdul Hameed, a resident of Mauza Nathay Khalsa, Pattoki, claimed he was a prophet on Friday and was arrested by officials of the Phool Nagar police station.
"Come down off that soapbox, O mighty Profit, yer gettin' the locals all riled up."
"Never, foul minion. I am the Eleventeenth Imam and I preach where I please."
"Sure, pal. And I'm the Queen of Sheba. Now you step down right this minute or face the wrath of Allan. Allan the District Attorney, that is."
Residents surrounded the police station and demanded Hameed be handed over to them. The local administration informed that the accused had been charged under section 295-C and 295-A of the Pakistan Penal Code. However, the mob refused to leave and were dispersed by the police.
Posted by:Fred

#1  His "prophet" credentials are every bit as good as those of Muhammed. For those who don't know, Muhammed married a rich woman, 15 years his senior. When she reached the Depends' age of
55, he suddenly came up with hearsay accounts of meetings with Angel Gabriel. Subsequent Koran
and Hadith records link the randy founder of Islam to 22 different women, 13 of whom were wives who he kept in separate residences near the market of Medina. His favorite wife, Aisha, was taken in marriage at the age of 6 (al-Tabari says the marriage was consummated when Aisha was 9).And Mohammad claimed 20% of all booty from Muslim aggression, as a prophet-tax (khums). A penchant for sex, wealth, and revenge makes a
"prophet." In fact, I sense that I might receive a calling. Bow down!
Posted by: Listen To Dogs   2006-03-04 04:30  

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