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-Short Attention Span Theater- |
Allegheny Alligator vs. Walmart |
2006-03-07 |
David J. Seeger, a Buffalo environmental attorney well-know to Allegany County nuke dump fighters, attended the meeting representing Community First, a group bent on busting Wal-MartÂ’s Allegany expansion plans. Seeger brought with him information on a tiny salamander that may or may not exist in the Allegheny River in which, water from 2-Mile Creek is deposited. [snip] Sexually mature adult hellbenders range in size from 12-29 inches (30-74 cm) Now there's a critter you don't want to have swim by you. |
Posted by:Chuck Simmins |
#5 Is this like the blue-tongued mango vole from Carl Hiassen's novel, Native Tongue? |
Posted by: Eric Jablow 2006-03-07 16:53 |
#4 But they make good fishbait. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2006-03-07 16:18 |
#3 Hellbenders. *shudder* |
Posted by: Seafarious 2006-03-07 16:15 |
#2 Lol. Bingo. |
Posted by: .com 2006-03-07 16:12 |
#1 "Your honor, my client was turned into a newt after shopping at Wal-Mart. We seek damages of twenty million dollars" "A newt?" "Well, he got better." |
Posted by: Zenster 2006-03-07 15:50 |