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India-Pakistan
Pigs in parliament
2006-03-11
ISLAMABAD: Wild boars entered the premises of the parliament on Friday as the balloting for Senate elections was underway. Eyewitnesses told Daily Times that a small herd of wild boars entered the premises of the parliament from a green area near the Supreme Court building. They said that the herd was stopped by police personnel as it was headed towards the parking lot.
Boy, they're thick. They missed the significance of a major earthquake hitting Muzzafarabad. They're ignoring the significance of the parliament in Islamabad being overrun by swine. And they'll probably miss the import of Qazi being carried off by demons in a month or two. They're never gonna become Lutherans.
Posted by:Fred

#6  Pigs sure don't like Pakis - 1986 incident

The $30 million F-16 fighter jet was the pride of the Pakistani Air Force. Alas, it was not to last. This gleaming denizen of the clouds was brought crashing down in flames by one of the Islamic nation's oldest enemies: pork. It's little piggy brain boiling with kamikaze fury, a suicidal wild boar charged into the jet's front wheel on takeoff, sending it skidding across the runway in a veritable inferno of sparks. The pilot ejected seconds before fire engulfed the mighty metal war machine. (Stuff magazine - October 2000).



Posted by: john   2006-03-11 18:21  

#5  #4. The cows chased them over from India.
Posted by: GK   2006-03-11 14:47  

#4  I'm surprised there are any porcine species in the Pakistan in the first place. I would have thought the ancestors of these maniacs would have wiped them out long ago.

Posted by: Penguin   2006-03-11 11:43  

#3  They're never gonna become Lutherans.

Hell, they're never even gonna become Episcopalians.
Posted by: lotp   2006-03-11 10:04  

#2  Senator Kennedy and his staff on an overseas junket?
Posted by: Whomorong Hupoluth2201   2006-03-11 09:25  

#1  How could they tell the pigs who entered the parliament from the senators pigs already there?

(with apologies to 4-legged swine everywhere)
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-03-11 00:39  

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