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-Short Attention Span Theater-
SF bids adieu to 'healthy penis'
2006-03-23
Sometime after 9 p.m. this Friday (March 24) the five-year-old "healthy penis" will hop into a van – perhaps even a limousine – and wave goodbye to San Francisco, his birthplace and home since the summer of 2002. With the city's syphilis rate among gay men plummeting by 23 percent last year, the nameless healthy penis is needed elsewhere.
"My job here is done"
Santa Clara County health officials have invited the healthy penis to San Jose for the next six months to alert gay men about the need to get tested and treated for syphilis, a sexually transmitted disease known to increase one's chances of contracting HIV.

"It's kind of sad it is coming to an end," said the healthy penis' father, Scott Metzger, a straight man who created the comical phallus character. "I am prepared for it, though it is going to be a bummer."
I think being known as the "father of healthy penis" would be enough of a bummer
Metzger, who insisted his progeny is not modeled after anyone, not only drew the cartoon advertisements featuring the healthy penis and his nemesis, Phil the red-faced syphilis sore, but wrote the dialogue in the strips. Les Pappas, owner of Better World Advertising who came up with the concept for the social marketing campaign, hired Metzger to bring his idea to life.

"Les wanted it to be like the Ritchie Cunningham of penises. He was not to be that square but a happy-go-lucky character," said Metzger. "He is just a silly little character I wanted to be goofy and likeable."
Posted by:Steve

#10  Unless the MSM has been lying, Gays and Lesbians, etal. Alternatists are leaving San Fran and California in general for better/greener pastures.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-03-23 22:42  

#9  At least he's not hard-up for work.
Posted by: Cruger Throluting5965   2006-03-23 17:01  

#8  In that town it was probably the last healthy one there...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-03-23 12:41  

#7  I'm surprised this isn't splattered all over the front pages.
Posted by: Fred   2006-03-23 12:32  

#6  Healthy penis pulling out early, a frustrated SF could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: bk   2006-03-23 12:11  

#5  Brer - It's a sign of virility, but it's sadly wasted in Ritchie's case. :)
Posted by: Ulinter Elmock7099   2006-03-23 11:21  

#4  If it talks it would be the Penis monologue.
Posted by: mhw   2006-03-23 11:16  

#3  Hey now UE, you said bald like its a bad thing, we prefer the term Folicully Challenged.
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2006-03-23 11:03  

#2  Ritchie Cunningham didn't have a penis. He was a TV star and had a stand-in for sweaty backseat fantasy scenes. Now he's bald.
Posted by: Ulinter Elmock7099   2006-03-23 10:38  

#1  They never mention his cousin, though. Glans the Scrofulous, the family's black sheep.
Posted by: mojo   2006-03-23 10:26  

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