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Shocked burglar runs into 17 sumo wrestlers
2006-03-31
A Japanese burglar who thought he was lucky to find an unlocked door was shocked to be arrested by 20 massive sumo wrestlers who were staying at the building.
Betcha that flat ruined his day...
Konoshin Kawabata, 48, was rummaging inside a room in Osaka in the early hours when he was suddenly confronted by wrestler Dewanosato, who stands 180 centimetres and weighs 131 kilograms. "Without thinking, my body moved," Dewanosato, whose real name is Hideyuki Kawahara, said. "I caught the guy and bear-hugged him."

It was a citizen's arrest, said a police spokesman. "Mr Dewanosato immediately shouted out 'Hey!' and 'Burglar!' as he arrested the man. Then the other wrestlers woke up and came out to check things out," the spokesman said.

The burglar, who was unemployed, admitted he was baffled to find himself among sumo wrestlers. "First I was caught by a massive man. When the lights turned on, I was surrounded by more than a dozen sumo wrestlers. I was surprised," Kawabata told police, as quoted by Jiji Press. The sumo stable were staying and training at the building, which lies on the premises of the Shounji temple in the western metropolis.
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#10  Rising Sun Smackdown!
Posted by: RD   2006-03-31 21:12  

#9  Hint: If you are in a building in a Shounji temple and you see massively strong tables and chairs and wide passages and doorways....

... it might be a good idea to leave. Quicky and quiety...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-03-31 17:37  

#8  Sounds a bit like the guy who holds up a favored police bar during happy hour. With a knife.

More like the guy who tried to hold up a Barrons restaurant in Denver - on the night the police were having their annual awards dinner. 267 cops, one burglar. They almost had a fight over who got to arrest him.
Posted by: Old Patriot   2006-03-31 17:23  

#7  Sounds a bit like the guy who holds up a favored police bar during happy hour.

With a knife.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-03-31 15:19  

#6  Rachel Corrie aka St Pancake has been on the verge to have a consort.
Posted by: JFM   2006-03-31 15:06  

#5  Possibly he was after the Green Destiny.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman   2006-03-31 12:15  

#4  After getting a bear hug from a sumo wrestler, he's lucky he's not counting his ribs using a pair of tweezers...
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-03-31 12:14  

#3  Lucky for him he was caught by the little lightweight guy.
Posted by: Perfesser   2006-03-31 11:58  

#2  The building lies on the premisses of the Shounji temple. So basically this guy is robbing a temple compound? Do the Shinto have golden candelobras and priceless artifacts? Sacremental wine? Or was he going for some candle and sake stores?
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-03-31 11:49  

#1  LOL! Now this clown is an unemployed burglar.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-03-31 11:20  

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