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Hugo's new helos arrive.
2006-04-05
Venezuela has taken delivery of three Russian-built military helicopters - the first of a total of 15 it has so far ordered from Moscow. President Hugo Chavez said they would help to protect Venezuela if the US ever mounted an invasion.
If you say so, Commandante.
Mr Chavez also repeated that he was ready to buy Russian fighter jets.
"And ponies, Vlad. My people are crazy for fine Soviet Russian ponies."
A crowd of Russian and Venezuelan generals and diplomats was treated to an air show, displaying the strengths of the Russian-built helicopters. A group of around 20 parachutists jumped in formation out of the olive green MI-17 helicopters during Monday's ceremony.
In formation, ya say? That's it then. We're done for.
President Chavez said Venezuela's latest purchases could be used to transport parachute troops quickly into Bolivia combat.
Or presidentes away from the pitchforks and torches...
This would be ideal for a war of resistance, Mr Chavez said, a reference to his often repeated concerns that the US may want to invade Venezuela to seize its oil reserves. Army Commander Gen Raul Baduel said Venezuela planned to buy a total of 33 helicopters from Russia. Venezuela has also agreed to buy a total of 100,000 Kalashnikov assault rifles from Russia. Mr Chavez also repeated his accusation that the US had blocked a deal to buy training aircraft from the Brazilian manufacturer, Embraer, because the Brazilian planes contained protected American technology. "Nothing and nobody will stop us from making our country's armed forces stronger," he said, while stressing that Venezuela was not preparing to invade anybody.
"Yet," he forgot to add.
The BBC's Greg Morsbach in Caracas says Mr Chavez's words may do little to dispel fears in Washington that Venezuela is stepping up its arms expenditure and is upsetting the balance of power in Latin America.
We're watching the hands, not the lips wriggling around on the floor.
Posted by:Besoeker

#10  All that nice Russian hardware may not last long against the Great Satan, but I suspect it is more and better than what his neighbors have. Call me paranoid, but I can't help but wonder if Hugo has something other than defense of the homeland in mind. Coveting his neighors ass? Or worried about The People becoming tired of his bloviating, socialist ways, perhaps?
Posted by: SteveS   2006-04-05 23:32  

#9  Wahahahahhahaa mrp, excellente! Yes of course amigo, but only if seniorita Condi Rice holds my pistola.
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-04-05 20:52  

#8  "Does the Sultan Commandante wish to fire the Maxim gun?"
Posted by: mrp   2006-04-05 20:07  

#7  lucky we don't have 33 or more sidewinders in inventory or he'd...what? Ohhhh we apparently do
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-05 19:33  

#6  Heck. A SEAL team with stingers would make short work of that helicopter group.

Keep dreaming Russian equipment will save your sorry ass if the US ever decides to invade Chavez. Saddom had the same dream.
Posted by: DarthVader   2006-04-05 18:11  

#5  May we be so lucky that he commutes to the office in one of them.
Posted by: ed   2006-04-05 18:06  

#4  I know that Hugo would explode our weakness for slow moving lightly armored helicopters. I donÂ’t know about you but I am going to start my Spanglish lesson in earnest.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2006-04-05 17:55  

#3  Russia must have too many generals if they can afford to send some to Hugo's circus.

Hmmm, 33 helicopters -- that should delay any U.S. invasion by about twenty seconds if our fighter pilots succumb to a lot of rubber-necking after launching their missiles.
Posted by: Darrell   2006-04-05 16:49  

#2  Mr Chavez also repeated that he was ready to buy Russian fighter jets.

One less now, Commandante.
Posted by: Secret Master   2006-04-05 16:32  

#1  33 helicopters you say? MI-17s huh? So, the entire Venazooelan Air Force will have less than helicopters than a single American Aviation Brigade.
Posted by: Brett   2006-04-05 16:26  

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