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Home Front: Politix
JOHN KERRY AND JESUS:
2006-04-10
Continuing his campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination, John F. Kerry addressed (by telephone) a conference convened by that racist hustler and prevaricator Al Sharpton who won, if I'm not mistaken, exactly one delegate at the party convention in 2004. According to The New York Times yesterday, in what appeared to be rather inchoate remarks, Kerry used Iraq as a trope but offered a ten-point plan for the nation from soup to nuts ... well, from getting Osama bin Laden to legislating lobby reform. The Times alluded to Kerry's well-known verbosity. So it wasn't surprising that he also went off and said, "Not in one phrase uttered and reported by the Lord Jesus Christ, can you find anything that suggests that there is a virtue in cutting children from Medicare." I'd actually go Kerry one further: I doubt that Jesus ever mentioned Medicare at all. Still, it's probably significant that some presidential aspirants--Kerry, for one--want to demonstrate that there are among them some real live Democrats for God. Or, as the Times said about him, he is "A Roman Catholic, who has struggled at times to talk about his own faith ... Mr. Kerry also told the group that he believed 'deeply in my faith'." Now, there are many Catholics including high ecclesiastics who doubt this. But who am I to have a point of view on what is essentially an intramural fight? In any case, as it turns out, Kerry is not only a Roman Catholic but also an ecumenicist. Once again I rely on the Times: Kerry asserted that "the Koran, the Torah, the Gospels and the Acts of the Apostles had influenced a social conscience that he exercised in politics." My God, what bullshit politicians feel obliged to utter! Or maybe the bullshit is already second nature, or even first. But since Kerry raised it, let me ask: What hadith of the Prophet influenced him the most, and why? And here I have a personal interest: Which of the injunctions of Leviticus and who among the Prophets have the most meaning for him? Ordinarily, of course, I wouldn't ask such personal questions of a politician. In the spirit of Jesus, Kerry will certainly forgive me for doing so.
--Martin Peretz
This is from The New Republic Online.

Posted by:Deacon Blues

#14  Good for him if it's the "romantic interest."

I'm just concerned because of where he lives.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-04-10 21:45  

#13  I think there are two possible reasons for the absence:

1) he's dead or debilitated
2) she has a Snapper

The order could be reversed.

(duck and run away!)
Posted by: Slatle Crating2393   2006-04-10 21:42  

#12  And may he enjoy success now and forever...
Posted by: Ptah   2006-04-10 20:27  

#11  From what I've heard, he's pursuing, uh, romantic interests.
Posted by: Dave D.   2006-04-10 18:46  

#10  LOL, Dave D.

Where is .com, anyway? Haven't seen him post here in a while. Hope he's OK.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-04-10 18:39  

#9  Probably ripped off from .com's stash:



Posted by: Dave D.   2006-04-10 17:44  

#8  Hey, that's Excretions 3:9
Posted by: macofromoc   2006-04-10 17:20  

#7  John Kerry & Jesus?

That comparison reminds me of the Monty Python movie.

"Blessed are the cheese makers..."

And Kerry thought he had it made.
Posted by: BigEd   2006-04-10 15:47  

#6  If youÂ’d only elected me it would be raining puppy dogs and flowers right now!
Posted by: John F-n Kerry   2006-04-10 15:17  

#5  Kerry's even daring to speak the name of Jesus is blasphemous.

And I'm not even Christian.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2006-04-10 15:17  

#4  I was against before I was for Jesus.
Posted by: John Kerry   2006-04-10 13:40  

#3  I am also fascinated by rap.
Posted by: John Fn Kerry   2006-04-10 12:45  

#2  Hows come ya'all so down on Rev AL and Senator Kerry?
Posted by: Ms. Tawana   2006-04-10 12:43  

#1  Kerry is a slimy asshat that will say anything to get in the whitehouse. If he said water was wet I wouldn't believe him.
Posted by: Bigjim-ky   2006-04-10 12:25  

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