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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Porn star's offer to Bin Laden
2006-04-12
Porn stars... what would we do without them, I ask you...? Sad thing is, when it coms to carnal fun, Osama is into goats and lil' girlz/boyz, not gerontophilia.
The enticements offered
Cicciolina proudly displays her experienced bosom and her ego.
Italy's most famous porn star Cicciolina has offered herself to Osama Bin Laden.
Why not? Everybody else has had her...
The 55-year-old actress said it was about time somebody tackled the terrorist and claimed she could be just the woman for the job. Speaking at an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolina said: "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. I am ready to make a deal, he can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims."
So he's to be rewarded with a pair of well-used honkers? I think he's out for more than that...
The blonde porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, pointed out that Bin Laden could learn from Saddam Hussein's mistakes. In the 1990s she offered herself to Saddam Hussein if he gave up dictatorship of Iraq, and added that if he had taken up her offer "who knows what might have happened."
Not having a sense of humor, I'm still not too clear on what the advantage to Binny is of having the bosom of a 55-year-old Italian porn star over having the bosom of one of his 18-year-old Yemeni dancing girls.
Posted by:anonymous5089

#21  she's done bestiality before...no difference
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-12 23:59  

#20  What ?


Posted by: john   2006-04-12 23:39  

#19  WId traditional movie theaters and multiplexes losing sway to home theater systems and computerized households, the world wants to see how many Hollyweird thespians are gonna make the inevitable leap into competing with home internet porn, iff not leap into porn itself. The [future] difference between naked wimin on [future]home theater, and naked porn stars on the Net/Web, is .........WHAT, AGAIN???
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-04-12 23:34  

#18  Well then, Binny sure takes over after his daddy in the looks department. Sheesh.
Posted by: Desert Blondie   2006-04-12 22:21  

#17  Bin Ladens have their pick of young, virginal, beautiful women.

The magnate would send his private pilot all over the Middle East to pick up yet another bride. "Some were as young as 15 and were completely covered from head to toe," the pilot's widow recently recalled. "But they were all exceptionally beautiful."

Bin Laden's mother, Hamida, was not a Saudi or a Wahhabi, but a stunningly beautiful, cosmopolitan, educated 22-year-old daughter of a Syrian trader.
Posted by: john   2006-04-12 15:46  

#16  ahhh Cicciolina, a true professional in her post Milf pre Mummy period and still way lotsa fun!

/cursor on the pic
Posted by: RD   2006-04-12 14:04  

#15  you owe me another monitor, Iblis!
Posted by: anon   2006-04-12 13:38  

#14  Big deal. John Kerry made OBL the same offer.
Posted by: Iblis   2006-04-12 13:13  

#13  But her implants are a little out of spec.
Posted by: ed   2006-04-12 12:58  

#12  Be nice - her heart is in the right place.
Posted by: BigEd   2006-04-12 12:38  

#11  I think the whole initiative will just end up being a bust.
Posted by: Mike   2006-04-12 12:03  

#10  It wasn't you Anna dear, it was the cross on your neck. They were drawn toward you but it repelled like it does vampires. And we were so close to world peace!
Posted by: 2b   2006-04-12 11:40  

#9  Hey, we're all talking about her, aren't we? When was the last time any of you even thought about Cicciolina, let alone had a conversation about her? Sheer genius, I tell you.
Posted by: Secret Master   2006-04-12 11:38  

#8  ...and man hands too.
Posted by: tu3031   2006-04-12 11:29  

#7  She's got cross-eyed nippies.
Posted by: Fred   2006-04-12 11:26  

#6  i would - wouldnt you? lol
Posted by: ShepUK   2006-04-12 11:13  

#5  Anna, is it you? Such a long time, but I would recognize those parachutes anywhere. Do you remember me? The Contarini in Vicenza?
Posted by: Besoeker   2006-04-12 10:50  

#4  IUl Skankolina
Posted by: mojo   2006-04-12 10:46  

#3  Well, she IS about 30 years past her prime, give her some credit for not having fattened or lost all her teeth...
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-04-12 10:05  

#2  In case Binnie's not into Cicciolina, Sharon Stone is available.
Posted by: ed   2006-04-12 10:04  

#1  Yeeesh! Looks like the years have not been kind to Cicciolina...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-04-12 09:56  

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