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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Iguana militants terrorize Florida town
2006-04-14
EFL
During the last three decades, the resort community on Florida's Gulf Coast has been overrun by the black, spiny-tailed, nonnative lizards that demolish gardens, nest in attics and weaken beach dunes with burrows. Last month, Lee County Democrat commissioners agreed to create a special tax for Boca Grande to cover costs of studying the infestation on the barrier island of Gasparilla, where scientists estimate there are up to 12,000 iguanas on the loose, more than 10 for every year-round resident.
Note they are going to study them. There will be an additional tax if they decide to do anything about them.
I'm available if they need to spend more research grant dollars.
The frustration here has led to frenzy. Bonnie McGee keeps a pellet gun by her door ready to take on the slithering enemy. "They eat your flowers and their feces is everywhere," she said, adding that she's killed dozens. "Some people toss them in the canal and the hermit crabs feed on them."
Iguana: it's what's for lunch.
Aaron Diaz, owner of Boca Grande's Barnichol hardware store, said he has sold 75 traps in the past three weeks alone. "For some people, they've really taken over, climbing into attics, into vents and even into their toilets," he said.
"Mo-o-m-m-m! It keeps staring at me when I tinkle!"
County Commissioner Bob Janes doesn't know how much eradication will cost, so he's not sure how much the tax will be. He said the issue has finally come to a head. "In 1988, there was talk of a program but people at that time thought they were kind of cute," Janes said. "They're no longer cute little guys. They're very pesky insurance salesmen."

Kevin Enge, an exotic species expert with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, said he believes the iguana was introduced to Boca Grande in the 1970s by a boat captain who brought a few from Mexico for his kids but released them when they grew too large.
More problems caused by illegal immigrants. Though they just tunnel into the sand dunes that American lizards won't.
The county hired Florida Gulf Coast University biologist Jerry Jackson to study the problem. He is worried the lizards aren't just a nuisance, but are destroying native habitat, spreading other invasive species through their droppings and endangering the town in the event of a hurricane. "The majority of their burrows are in the dunes along the beaches," Jackson said. "We're threatening the human population on Gasparilla Island to the extent that the dunes are in danger of just disappearing with a storm surge."
Which the storm surge might do anyways ...
The lizards also carry salmonella. "The disease organism alone could be a problem for native species, even for humans," Jackson said. "It's a zoo out there. It's an ecosystem gone crazy."

Even the local weekly paper, the Boca Beacon, gets flooded with letters about iguanas. "Iguanas are not human. They do not deserve humane treatment," resident Richard Zellner wrote. "As far as I am concerned, they can be burned, shot and mutilated."
Kind of like Al Queda.
Some have made catching iguanas into a family outing. Boston resident Michael Mavilia, 49, who owns a house on the island, spent a recent day with his family casting a fishing rod with a tiny green rubber worm toward the foundations of beach homes. "Crikey! Ain't he a beaut! This is a nice one," Mavilia said, pulling a writhing, two-foot iguana from a cage in his car trunk. "You should have seen us wrestling him in. It was like catching the big one."
Iguanas, why do they... Oh, forget it.
Posted by:Jackal

#5  GUess I'll have to go wid Monty Python's HOLY GRAIL and armed knights running away from the giant killer rabbit.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2006-04-14 21:38  

#4  You know this is really bogus. There are the same iguanas down in Miami. So the problem in Lee county is either a lack of "island folk" to consume them or they have registered as democrats in Miami-Dade. Any sunny day you can see them sunning off Old Culter Road. Just remember one organism, one vote!
Posted by: bruce   2006-04-14 19:38  

#3  cross breed with kudzu and we're all history
Posted by: Frank G   2006-04-14 19:03  

#2  Don't tell Muck4doo but I think the Lizard People might be taking over.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2006-04-14 18:40  

#1  Fight back with thousands of tiny walking catfish.
Posted by: 6   2006-04-14 13:49  

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