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| Africa Subsaharan |
| Police hunt Leone 'killer chimps' |
| 2006-04-24 |
| Chimps, why do they hate Police in Sierra Leone are on the hunt for a group of chimpanzees, who escaped from their wildlife sanctuary after a fatal attack on construction workers. Armed reinforcements are combing the area after a Sierra Leonean died and two Americans were seriously injured. Security personnel said four men were attacked on Sunday after entering the Tacugama Chimpanzee Sanctuary. Angry chimps killed and mutilated the driver. The two Americans are in a hospital in the capital, Freetown. A worker at Tacugama told the BBC that some 24 chimpanzees had escaped, and six had already returned. Armed police arrived after the attack and fired shots which caused panic among local people. |
| Posted by:Abdominal Snowman |
| #8 Ever see that Discovery Channel movie on the chimps? They got a group together and hunted down a monkey in a sudden group hankering for fresh meat. They caught the monkey and tore it apart. Then they sat in the trees, being chimpy and all, munching amicably on monkey meat. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-04-24 23:47 |
| #7 Awww, BorgBoy, I wanted to say it. Maybe GWEN STEFANI's "Its Bananas - B-A-N-A-N-AS" lyrics was the secret signal from Caesar to attack. |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2006-04-24 23:39 |
| #6 Hmmph. I'll have you know I have restraining orders against most of those people. (I'll have to check with my lawyer about Coleman). |
| Posted by: Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-24 16:20 |
| #5 Hey, hey, they're just monkeys, and people say they monkey around, but they're too busy escaping to put anybody down. |
| Posted by: Mike 2006-04-24 15:50 |
| #4 Hey! Abdominal Snowman, I resent that! Don't do it again, or I'll sick cryptozoologists on you, they'll hound you down, you know. Besides, I may be short and ugly, but I'm not bald all over, I've got various hair patches, including a beard, dammit. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-04-24 13:12 |
| #3 It's always been the planet of the apes. It's just that some of them are short, bald all over, and ugly. |
| Posted by: Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-24 13:07 |
| #2 "Zionist entity inspired?" "Kosher bananas found at scene of crime?" "Mossad Monkeys strike again?" ____________________________ Possible Al-Manar headlines... |
| Posted by: borgboy 2006-04-24 13:03 |
| #1 "Planet of the Apes!" IT has begun! |
| Posted by: borgboy 2006-04-24 13:01 |