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Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Iran says no to girly soccer players
2006-05-09
Iran's hardline Islamic regime has had enough of footballers with long hair and plucked eyebrows. "I will ban athletes with an effeminate look," the head of the country's Physical Education Organisation, Mohammad Ali-Abadi said, told the Etemad-Melli newspaper.

"It is really disgraceful for Iran that young people step onto fields wearing make-up," the top official fumed. "When a man enters the field with dyed hair and groomed eyebrows he is disrespecting society."
And the ayatollahs are fainting left and right ...
The paper said Ali-Abadi appeared to be particularly worried about footballers, and warned that "even though they get away with it now, they will be disqualified in future".
"Keep it up and I'll give you guys such a hit ..."
Posted by:Steve White

#5  How does that work with the beard henna?
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-05-09 12:11  

#4  I thought MOOKHAMHAD was a "GIRLY MAN"
Posted by: ARMYGUY   2006-05-09 11:51  

#3  The footballers should immediately start a rumor that he is a closet queen.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-05-09 10:57  

#2  How is that girly? I thought girls were covered head to toe in a burqa.
Posted by: Perfesser   2006-05-09 10:16  

#1  OMG Ahmed, did you see that German winger's legs? They are soooo gourgeous!
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-09 09:51  

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