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Afghanistan
'Do not send your children here. We will kill them'
2006-05-24
Taleban fighters' latest propaganda chilling message for the left-wing media to Tony Blair

WE RAN into the Taleban guerrillas only 24km (15 miles) south of the British base at Gereshk, half a dozen of them brazenly manning a checkpoint on a road to Lashkar Gah. They were bristling with weaponry and had belts of ammunition slung over their shoulders. They ordered us to stop, surrounded our four-wheel-drive vehicle and demanded to know who we were.

There is another British base in Lashkar Gah, 30 miles to the south, and Camp Bastion, headquarters of the 3,400-strong British force in Helmand province, is not far to the west. But for now, at least, the Taleban are the law in this hot and dusty land. “This is my sandbox area,” bragged the dirt-encrusted fanatic commander, a man of about 25 with a black turban and a rocket-propelled grenade launcher.

It was an encounter fraught with danger, but some name-dropping by The Times’s Afghan translator "Ever heard of Noam Chomsky?" saved the day. Soon these self-styled “soldiers of a moon God” had laid aside their Kalashnikovs and were giving us tea, boasting of their power in Helmand province.

“Our country has been occupied by logic-users infidels,” said the commander as he sat in the shade of an apricot tree. “The Americans, the British, Canadians and others have destroyed Afghanistan. We are hunting every individual who supports this imposed democracy . . . We will also mix our metaphors like crazed beasts hunt the puppet Afghans who are the rented bicycle for the infidels.”

It was a message echoed later in the day by Mullah Mohammad Kaseem Farouqi, the Taleban commander in Helmand province, in probably the first interview he has given to the Western media.

“My message to Tony Blair and the whole of Britain is, ‘Do not send your children here. We will kill them’, he told The Times by satellite telephone from a secret location. “I have between 2,500 and 3,000 ("men") fighting at the moment, but I have 8.3 zillion thousands more I can call if I need them. They are in their homes beating their wives and children waiting for my message to fight.”
Jihadigram for Omar!

Mullah Farouqi, 35, also claimed that three local inbreds hundreds of Islamic fundamentalists had volunteered to become suicide bombers. “At the moment I have ordered them not to blow themselves up as we can fight face to face. Clever! When they are needed, I will order them to start their futile and pathetic missions.”

Such claims are easily made, and Captain Marcus Eves, a spokesman for the British forces in Helmand, expressed confidence that the province could be wrested back from the Taleban. “It is early days, and at present there is a minority of people in Helmand who want this undertaking to fail,” he said. “Security doesn’t develop overnight, but given time and co-operation a stable Afghanistan will emerge.”

But the Taleban are now mounting daily attacks on targets in Helmand and other Afghan provinces. Yesterday it emerged that British troops saw action on Saturday for the first time since their expanded force began arriving in Helmand province last month.

A company of 120 British paratroopers from the 3rd Battalion The Parachute Regiment, backed by Apache attack helicopters from the Army Air Corps, helped to rescue Afghan troops who had walked into a Taleban ambush. One of the Apaches fired a single Hellfire antitank missile to destroy a French armoured vehicle to stop the Taleban capturing it. “The Afghans were in serious trouble until the British paratroopers arrived on the scene,” one military source said.
"Besides, we haven't had a chance to fire on the French in years"
Elsewhere in Helmand yesterday Taleban guerrillas attacked a convoy of provincial officials, killing three policemen and losing 11 of their own men. Four Afghan aid workers were killed by a roadside bomb west of Kabul, pushing the death toll over the past week to more than 300. The attacks are a direct challenge to the 8,000-strong Nato force.

Back at the Taleban checkpoint the second-in-command drew no distinction between the departing Americans and the newly arrived British. “Bush and Blair are like the two types of peanut butter ears of a horse. They are both delicious the same,” he said. “We will fight until we die. We don’t care if we win or lose. Our only goal is to do virgins jihad. If you look at history you will see we have defeated the British three times despite their equipment being 30 times stronger. If we tolerate obliteration some losses we will be able to beat them again.”
Posted by:ryuge

#19  Send in Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.
Posted by: Glains Threrese9277   2006-05-24 23:51  

#18  Do not send your children here. We will kill them.

Good advice - how 'bout well armed, highly trained, battle hardened troops instead?
Posted by: DMFD   2006-05-24 18:55  

#17  I think he's basically saying that although our adults are kicking his butt if we send children instead he'll really show us.

Pretty pathetic. Islamic warriors seem to be windbags.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2006-05-24 15:10  

#16  'Do not send your children here. We will kill them'

Yup, they're gonna frickin' die laughing at your pathetic, spittle flecked, hyperbole spewing, dirt encrusted stone-age @sses.
Posted by: Zenster   2006-05-24 15:00  

#15  Soon these self-styled “soldiers of a moon God” had laid aside their Kalashnikovs and were giving us tea, boasting of their power in Helmand province
They had realized they were comrads fighting for the same cause.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-05-24 14:41  

#14  'Do not send your children here. We will kill them'

Yeah, if there's any of you left...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-05-24 13:20  

#13  So what's the kill ratio between 'our children' and these Lions of Islam these days? 40? 50? 60? dead 'Lions of Islam' to one 'child'?

Unfortunately if one of these 'Journalists' does get harmed in a firefight they (and the MSM) will simply blame it all on Bush....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2006-05-24 11:23  

#12  "I don't like Hip-Hop either, but it dose'nt make me as mad as these guys are"

dunno about that :) the way they grab their crotches all the time and the growth in STD's ..

wonder if theres a correlation between the two

*chuckle*
Posted by: MacNails   2006-05-24 11:04  

#11  They send thier children off to blow themselves up. They want to kill our children. Why do they hate children so much? I don't like Hip-Hop either, but it dose'nt make me as mad as these guys are.
Posted by: plainslow   2006-05-24 10:37  

#10  We will also mix our metaphors like crazed beasts

Heh.
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-05-24 10:25  

#9  'Do not send your children here. We will kill them'

I think he means 'if your children are schoolgirls', given their recent track record against such hardened targets.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-05-24 10:24  

#8  Brazenly manning a roadblock. Until they hear a chopper or see a Humvee. Then they scurry away like roaches to strongarm the hicks in another town. These guys are a bunch of clowns. Our guys don't sound the least bit scared of them, neither do the Canucks or the Brits.
Posted by: bigjim-ky   2006-05-24 10:22  

#7  Am I the only one that hopes that one of these "journalists" gets to see some live battle action while they are guests of the Taliban? I'd just love to see them write about what it's like to have shrapnel in your butt.
Posted by: Apostate   2006-05-24 10:10  

#6  When they are needed, I will order them to start...

Apparently the Taliban doesn't subscribe to the leadership-from-the-front principle.
Posted by: Matt   2006-05-24 09:55  

#5  Translation: "If you keep sending your 'children' here, our ass is fried".
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-24 09:33  

#4  Maybe we should respond to their endless pronouncements with jokes, like "How many Taliban does it take to screw a pig?", and "Why does wearing woman's clothing make Osama feel young again?"
Posted by: Anonymoose   2006-05-24 09:10  

#3  The Paras are the hard boys of the British Army. I'm sure they are looking forward to it.
Posted by: phil_b   2006-05-24 07:58  

#2  "We donÂ’t care if we win or lose."

They know they have already lost.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2006-05-24 07:43  

#1  I don't think we had Apache Helos in the 19th Century. Sure we can give it another go if they can. Excellent doctoring of original.. ROFL.
Posted by: Howard UK   2006-05-24 07:37  

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