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Chavez says "Al Capone is like a baby" compared to Bush
2006-05-25
President Hugo Chavez compared U.S. President George W. Bush to the infamous mobster Al Capone on Wednesday, and said Venezuela will buy Russian fighter jets that don't yet exist because the U.S. has blocked sales of replacement parts for its military planes.

Chavez took sharp issue with Bush's remarks this week about an ''erosion of democracy'' in Venezuela, and also criticized a U.S. move to curtail arms sales after Washington said the South American nation was failing to cooperate in counterterrorism efforts.

''The one that supports terrorism is the U.S. government,'' Chavez said, calling Bush the ''biggest tyrant in history'' and saying Venezuela is becoming more democratic -- not less. ''It's a mafia that governs the United States, a true mafia that is threatening the world,'' Chavez said, adding that the long-dead Chicago crime boss ''Al Capone is like a baby'' compared to Bush.

Chavez said his military has been able to maintain its U.S.-made Hercules transport planes only with great effort. ''We can't maintain them anymore. Why? Because the parts are American,'' he said. ''Now what am I going to do? Buy some Antonovs from Russia -- modern transport planes.''
With a sterling safety record. I suggest some Air Ukraine pilots to train yours.
Don't listen to the salesman, you really don't need to purchase that extended maintenance program
Chavez didn't say how many planes, but he has previously said Venezuela is considering buying Sukhoi Su-30 and Su-35 fighter jets to replace the country's aging fleet of U.S.-made F-16s -- for which the U.S. had stopped selling him upgrades.

Venezuela also had planned to buy Super Tucano planes from Brazil, but Washington prevented the sale by making clear it would not approve any sale of U.S.-made parts on the small training and combat aircraft.The Venezuelan leader also compared U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice to ''a broken record'' for repeatedly warning that he poses a threat to democracy in Venezuela, and said Peruvian President Alejandro Toledo was ''a madman'' for signing a free trade pact with Washington.
Posted by:ryuge

#15  Nothing would make me happier that to see Citgo get yanked out from underneath this punk.

At that point I would put the over/under on his life at one day.
Posted by: Mike N.   2006-05-25 16:44  

#14  Mountie: I do not approve of your methods!
Ness: Yeah, well... You're not from Chicago.
Posted by: bruce   2006-05-25 15:54  

#13  36 million Ukrainians, including some of my family.
Posted by: lotp   2006-05-25 14:49  

#12  Wait til the US mob nationalizes Citgo, Hugo the Huge.
Posted by: RWV   2006-05-25 14:45  

#11  For the love of Gordie Howe, can this imbecile not come up with any better taunts!? Every story off the wire containing a quote by Chavez sounds like 2nd graders at recess. I can't even get any entertainment value out this crap.

Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt and any thing that may not misbecome the mighty sender, doth he prize you at. Thus says my king.
Posted by: psychohillbilly   2006-05-25 13:43  

#10  The biggest tyrant in history???

Stalin killed 7 million Ukrainians and sent untold thousands to the Gulags of Siberia.

Not even close Hugito
Posted by: Sneatle Thavimp2524   2006-05-25 13:26  

#9  Ok, fine. Civil war and atrocities against his own people sound like just the excuse we need to go in and blow up every plane they get.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-25 10:37  

#8  The planes aren't meant to threaten us, they're meant to threaten his own people. A C-130 can move his bully boys to where they're needed, and an old F-16A Block 001 can bomb the snot out of any group of resistance in the country.
Posted by: Steve White   2006-05-25 10:18  

#7  Marxist saber rattling, nothing more. Planes in and of themselves are not much of a threat. Well trained, combat ready pilots are the real issue. Venezualan pilots are simply no match for the USAF or USN. We'll blow them the f*ck out of the sky. Go ahead Hugo and deplete your government's budget with a bunch of metal while your people sink deeper into poverty. This is a win for the US.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-05-25 09:22  

#6  Two quick rants.
1. I like it when countries that profess to be our enemy are afraid of our Prez. His comparisons of Bush to a wild dog and now Al Capone shows he fears us. Again, I like that! Better that than if Kerry was prez, chavez would be calling him sissy boy.

2. C130's?? What the F%$k did he expect us to do? Give him C130 parts so his military can continue? He's our Friggin enemy for gods sake! Does that adolesent really think we should arm him so he can sabre rattle our equipment against us. He needs to look at the Iranian C130 readiness rates and get a clue.
Posted by: 49 Pan   2006-05-25 08:47  

#5  Carmela, hey Carmela damn it... is my suit ready babe? I gotto get to the airport. The boss called, that job in Venniswaila won't wait.
Posted by: Tony Soprano   2006-05-25 07:54  

#4  Hey Hugo!

Better watch out when Georgie boy gets up from the conference table with you and starts playing with a baseball bat...
Posted by: DanNY   2006-05-25 07:05  

#3  How long till they have to start importing oil?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2006-05-25 05:44  

#2  Hell if Capone was running things you be dead already Chav baby.
Posted by: djohn66   2006-05-25 03:44  

#1  "Look at meeeeee!"
Posted by: PBMcL   2006-05-25 02:01  

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