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Zarqawi Dead; Most Beautiful of His 72 Virgins Light Candles, Put on KennyG Album
2006-06-09
put stuff down and finish swallowing and/or chewing.

He's not kidding, folks. Trust me. Oh, and put a tarp over your keyboards
Posted by:Danking70

#5  72 PMS, oh my
Posted by: Captain America   2006-06-09 23:03  

#4  And while you are over at the link snortling, do click on "Hijackers Surprised to Find Selves in Hell." It is classic Onion and still apropos today.
Posted by: SteveS   2006-06-09 12:16  

#3  Smart guy. He posted this.

What beauty is, is averageness. The nose not too long, or too short, the distance between the eyes not to wide or narrow, etc. And symmetry is part of that mathematical averaging. This phenomenon was first noticed by researchers at MIT when they were studying the morphing of photographs, and noticed that the composite picture got better looking the more individual pictures were added into the program. Their conclusion: beauty is our intuitive way of picking the safest conduit to pass down our genes -- going for the middle of the bell-curve, with least chance of outliers mucking things up....
Posted by: phil_b   2006-06-09 10:41  

#2  I have the perfect clip for this, but I don't know how to insert it, it can be found at EU Referendum.

The tag line, "Oh, Glorious Shaheed!

Your 72 Virgins Await!

And multiple pics of Helen Thomas smiling as the wallpaper.
Posted by: anonymous2u   2006-06-09 10:23  

#1  Ya know I been sayin' Zark is burning in hell, but now I'm starting to think this would be a far better punishment. Cept he might like it.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-06-09 08:56  

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