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| 2006-06-29 |
| Um...words fail me. MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. |
| Posted by:growler |
| #11 This reminds me, today I had a dream that my hand was stuck up a camel's ass. |
| Posted by: funny 2006-06-29 14:47 |
| #10 This is evidence he was sleeping with a caveman. Were there any ropes ? |
| Posted by: wxjames 2006-06-29 13:13 |
| #9 "I have no idea on how it got there. No, really, no idea at all. Total mystery. Theses things just happen, I guess. Jinns, most probably... yes, jinns, that's the ticket." Btw, 90 minutes operation to get it out? Harder than brain surgery. Boy, are thoses pakistani inmates tight. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-06-29 12:50 |
| #8 Let's start a bet for the best punchline to this following joke: How many muzzie inmates does it take to screw a light bulb into another muzzie inmates arse? I'll let you all take it from here. |
| Posted by: BA 2006-06-29 11:35 |
| #7 good thing it wasn't a fluorescent tube |
| Posted by: Frank G 2006-06-29 11:29 |
| #6 You swallowed the light bulb. Just working its way out. |
| Posted by: SOP35/Rat 2006-06-29 11:12 |
| #5 "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." Those pesky Zionists. They'e everywhere! |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2006-06-29 11:09 |
| #4 Maybe his gerbil took it up there so he could see what he was doing... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2006-06-29 11:05 |
| #3 I was having this great dream, and then it was like a light went on! |
| Posted by: Nimble Spemble 2006-06-29 11:01 |
| #2 He got a visit one night by the light bulb faeri. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2006-06-29 10:48 |
| #1 UdefinitelyJCMTSU |
| Posted by: Unavising Tholugum6632 2006-06-29 10:38 |