An Iowa judge has denied unemployment benefits to a man who claimed discrimination after being fired from an ethanol plant for drinking "automobile fuel" produced by the company.You mean, I'm not supposed to drink it? Is that in the employee handbook, because I didn't see it.
Cory Neddermeyer, 42, was fired in April from Amaizing Energy in Denison, where he worked as a maintenance technician. The company produces ethanol fuel for vehicles in a formula that includes a high concentration of alcohol.
Mmmmmmmmmm...Amaizing Drunken Fuel.
Neddermeyer was fired after an April 21 incident at the Denison plant. According to Neddermeyer, he showed up for work that morning and saw that there had been a spill of fuel alcohol. Hundreds of gallons of 190-proof alcohol were contained in a 6-inch-deep holding pond that was about 30 feet by 24 feet.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...190 proof alcohol.
It proved to be too much to resist, Neddermeyer said.
Woo-Hoo!!!
"I am a recovering alcoholic, and I thought about the availability of this alcohol throughout the day," he wrote in a statement later provided to state officials. "Curious about the taste and its effects, I dipped into this lake of liquor and drank what I considered to be 2 to 3 ounces. The next thing I remember is waking up in Crawford County Memorial Hospital."
Anything for science, right, Cory?
Neddermeyer had been found by his co-workers in an incoherent state, unable to say his name or the day of the week.
Guess he found out about it's effects...
He was taken to a hospital, where his blood-alcohol level, according to state records, was reported at 0.72 - nine times the legal limit for driving, and almost double the level that is considered potentially fatal for many adults.
He was briefly hospitalized for acute alcohol intoxication, during which time his employer searched his work area and allegedly found three empty pop bottles that contained trace amounts of the fuel.
At a subsequent state hearing on Neddermeyer's request for unemployment benefits, plant manager Jeff Bruck expressed shock at Neddermeyer's actions.
"This is a fuel alcohol," Bruck testified. "This is an explosive product." The liquid had not been blended with gasoline.
At the hearing, Administrative Law Judge Teresa Hillary asked Neddermeyer, "Why would you drink fuel?"
"I don't have a good explanation for that," he replied. "Curiosity?"
Sounds better then "I'm a shithead?" I suppose...
Neddermeyer argued that his employer shared in the responsibility for the incident because the spill at the plant provided an "opportunity" for him to drink.
He also argued that Amaizing Energy was discriminating against him due to his "disease of alcoholism."
He asked Hillary whether the protections afforded him under the Americans with Disabilities Act could be applied to his request for unemployment benefits.
Should've gone with the "I'm a fuckin idiot" defense and thrown himself on the mercy of the court.
"The fact that you're an alcoholic does not excuse your behavior," Hillary replied. "You're not allowed to come into an unemployment hearing and say, 'I'm an alcoholic so I don't have to live with the misconduct standards.' "
Hillary denied the request for benefits, saying Neddermeyer had committed job-related misconduct that could have resulted in his death.
"The employer has a right to expect employees not to drink the fuel," Hillary ruled. "Just because some of the ethanol leaked onto the floor is not a good reason for the claimant to drink automobile fuel."
You're in the wrong state, man. In Massachusetts, you'd have been set for life.
Court records indicate Neddermeyer has twice been convicted of driving while intoxicated.
Neddermeyer said Thursday that he has been struggling with alcohol for at least 10 years and is now getting additional help.
"Things were going pretty well until that day at work," he said.
Next stop, SSI...