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| Aphrodisiacs for German Police Women |
| 2006-07-17 |
| German police officers get a discount of 7 euros when they buy Femi-X, a herbal aphrodisiac for women which is sometimes refered to as the female equivalent of viagra. When the police officers buy a packet of 15 Femi-X pills they pay only 32 euros instead of 39. In addition they receive a free DVD with sex tips. Andreas Schuster, the police chief in Brandenburg, the province surrounding Berlin, told Bild Zeitung that Germany needs more children and the police want to set a good example. “We all want more children. The Brandenburg Police is prepared to do its duty. Perhaps this pill will be helpful in this regard.” Germany’s fertility rate is no longer sufficient to sustain its population. The number of elderly Germans (over 65 years old) is expected to rise from 17.5% of the population today to 27.9% by 2050. While the Germans do not have enough children, however, this does not necessarily imply that they do not have enough sex. Sex and procreation are not necessarily the same. The use of Femi-X pills by police officers will not help the demographics unless chief Schuster can convince his female officers not to use contraceptive pills with their Femi-X pills. Germany has another demographic problem. In 2004, for the first time in recent history, the number of Germans leaving their country was greater than the number of immigrants moving in. There were 145,000 German emigrants and 128,000 immigrants. Most of the emigrants leave for the United States. One couple who moved to Florida told Die Welt: “Here our children have a future in which they will not have to fear unemployment and social decline.” Perhaps moving to America will be a better fertility boost for young couples than using Femi-X. The best aphrodisiac may be to leave the welfare state. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #10 Fair enough, sir M! Then, let's go Old Testament on these |
| Posted by: BA 2006-07-17 20:42 |
| #9 "M - I assume you mean "Allen willing and all."" No. I do mean "God" willing! -M |
| Posted by: Manolo 2006-07-17 16:08 |
| #8 "Is Manolo a plant? ...like a CIA plant, not the flora type." Actually, I think of myself as being in the Cacti family, 'cause I'm so prickly! CIA? That is funny. Why would you think that? Face it, plenty of liberals/moonbats etc. move from someplace complaining of high taxes, bad schools and blah³, only to set about turning their new home into exactly what they left behind. Don't believe me, ask the folks in Wyoming and Montana how they feel about all the Californians that moved there. Or all the Massholes that moved across the line into Connecticut(sp?) and proceeded to crap the place up. -M |
| Posted by: Manolo 2006-07-17 16:05 |
| #7 Is Manolo a plant? ...like a CIA plant, not the flora type. |
| Posted by: Rafael 2006-07-17 14:24 |
| #6 M - I assume you mean "Allen willing and all." |
| Posted by: BA 2006-07-17 13:39 |
| #5 "The brain drain continues to favor the US. The smart and ambitious ones come here. The lazy and dense stay behind." Well the problem is, they tend to bring their socialist tendencies as well. Just like Californians and Urbanites that move someplace to get away from the destruction they caused, only to begin the process all over. Lets see...I do believe that it is called gentrification, only without the good aspects. But, I guess we could always look at them as good breeding stock for when we can re-introduce them to their native range. You know, after we exterminate the Arabs/Mohammedans. God willing of course. -M |
| Posted by: Manolo 2006-07-17 11:15 |
| #4 I don't know if this is such a good idea. |
| Posted by: Perfesser 2006-07-17 10:19 |
| #3 Well, yeah, ed, as long as someone remembers to bring the key. Otherwise, it can provoke much mirth and hilarity instead of passion. ;) |
| Posted by: Swamp Blondie 2006-07-17 07:50 |
| #2 And here I thought handcuffs were aphrodisiacs. |
| Posted by: ed 2006-07-17 07:01 |
| #1 The brain drain continues to favor the US. The smart and ambitious ones come here. The lazy and dense stay behind. As for chick cops getting randy - cool. I dated a cop once - and she was really fun and adventurous. We finally had to declare the handcuffs as out of bounds, LOL. |
| Posted by: flyover 2006-07-17 04:51 |
