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Afghanistan
Extremists Prematurely Detonate IED (I love stories like this)
2006-07-19
KABUL , Afghanistan – Three extremists, who were visiting the compound of Mullah Zeino Bodeen, prematurely detonated an improvised explosive device on July 16 while they were working on the device. The explosion killed the Mullah and injured the three extremists.
They should have used more explosives, being such dedicated followers of the Religion of Pieces.
The compound is located seven kilometers north of Salerno in Khowst Province.

Afghan National Police and Afghan Border Patrol searched the compound and are continuing to search the surrounding area for the three injured extremists. “These extremists place no value on human life and continue to threaten the safety of the Afghan people,” said Col. Thomas Collins, Coalition spokesman.
Posted by:Glenmore

#12  Darwinuakbar!
Posted by: radrh8r   2006-07-19 18:56  

#11  Blow'd up real good!
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-07-19 11:46  

#10  The best part about this post is that the 3 numbskulls got away with only injuries... hopefully to repeat their same mistake with the next Mullah with a help wanted ad.
Posted by: bool   2006-07-19 10:08  

#9  One more mess up like this and al-OSHA will close this place down.
Posted by: Mike   2006-07-19 09:44  

#8  No virgins for you!
Posted by: The Paradise Nzai   2006-07-19 08:53  

#7  You know, there is no rule that only the extremists have suicide bombers. Maybe we have moderate suicide bombers going after the extremist. Maybe these guys got thier target. At least make them think about it.
Posted by: plainslow   2006-07-19 08:33  

#6  Hey, with enemy like this, who needs a war?
Posted by: JohnQC   2006-07-19 06:40  

#5  Â“These extremists place no value on human life and continue to threaten the safety of the Afghan people,” said Col. Thomas Collins, Coalition spokesman.
Posted by:Glenmore


I'll drink to that! What will you have Helen? Oh just get me a Tom Collins.

Posted by: Besoeker   2006-07-19 05:34  

#4  "OK, all ya have to do is hit autodial on this cell phone and she'll blow"
"Ya mean like this?"
"Not now, you idiot! Run!"

Meanwhile, the mullah, hearing a phone ringing, comes out and...
Posted by: PBMcL   2006-07-19 01:51  

#3  Bwaahahahahaha! It is sweet when the bad guys do a number on themselves. No wasted bullets.
Posted by: anymouse   2006-07-19 01:49  

#2  Ouch! that hurt like hell and left a mark!!

Mullah Zeino Bodeen

status: Dead
Posted by: Mullah Me Dead Now   2006-07-19 01:36  

#1  Mullah Zeino Bodeen? He's the distant cousin of Jethro Bodine (american spelling)
Posted by: Penguin   2006-07-19 00:38  

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