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| George's 'wedding is off' |
| 2006-07-26 |
 George Michael and his American lover Kenny Goss have called off their gay 'wedding' after the pop star was discovered having an illicit encounter with a stranger in a London park. The couple had been looking forward to an Elton John-style 'wedding' ceremony followed by a lavish party to mark their 10th anniversary. But plans for the nuptials have been called off after the singer was seen emerging from bushes following a sexual encounter with a pot-bellied, jobless van driver. |
| Posted by:Fred |
| #5 Oddly enough, Axl Rose once said that the "Faith" album by George Michael taught him a lot about women. |
| Posted by: Broadhead6 2006-07-26 23:14 |
| #4 Pot-bellied, jobless van drivers get all the gay fun. |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-07-26 09:33 |
| #3 a pot-bellied, jobless van driver Dude, you never fail to fail anymore. Now where's the citric acid and steel wool. I hear it's good to get rid of even the worst mental image . . . . |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-07-26 04:18 |
| #2 Yuck. |
| Posted by: DoDo 2006-07-26 01:58 |
| #1 Damn. And I just spent a fortune at Pottery Barn on a nice gift. |
| Posted by: JDB 2006-07-26 01:12 |