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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Yogic flyers build 'shield' around Israel
2006-07-27
REUVEN Zelinkovsky was a colonel in the Israeli army, but now he has renounced military might to join a squadron of yogic flyers at the Sea of Galilee to throw a "shield of invincibility" around the Jewish state.

As Hezbollah rockets fired from nearby Lebanon boomed in the background, he explained that the solution to the latest conflict to engulf the Middle East was "not to kill the enemy but to kill enmity." This can be done through the "technology" of yogic flying which, for those trained in the technique, is the spontaneous result of transcendental meditation, said Zelinkovsky as he emerged from the first of two daily four-hour sessions.

The bespectacled electronics engineer, who served in the army from 1966 until 1982, is part of a worldwide movement led by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the former guru to The Beatles. The movement's Natural Law Party has unsuccessfully fielded candidates in US presidential and British general elections, touting yogic flying as a solution to the world's ills.

Yogic flying, derided by critics as glorified bum-hopping, is the purported ability to levitate through the advanced practice of transcendental meditation, or TM. Proponents of the art say world peace can be achieved by thousands of simultaneous yogic flyers spread across the globe.

Here in Israel, according to a formula that says the square root of 1 per cent of a country's population is the number needed to tap into a collective consciousness robust enough to create a "shield of invincibility", 265 people are needed. But Zelinkovsky's squadron, which includes architects, health workers and pensioners, many of whom are also teachers of TM, now numbers only about 20 after falling from a peak of 65 last week.

This, he explained with the conviction of the converted, is why Israel's war with Hezbollah, which has already left hundreds dead, has not stopped. "All my life I've been looking for scientific solutions to problems," Zelinkovsky said.

He slowly came to realise that his belief in the power of TM and military life were not compatible. "I went to my commander and presented this solution. It was like talking to the wall so I left. In my mind I continue to be an army man. But now I use a new technology to serve the nation."

Alex Kutai, the leader of the yogic flying movement in Israel who titles himself the Prime Minister of the Peace Government of Israel, was leading the squadron at the lakeside Nof Ginnosar Hotel from where all other guests have fled for fear of being hit by rockets. He has called on the elected Israeli government to recruit the required number of yogic flyers instead of wasting millions of dollars on military equipment.

As Zelinkovsky put it, "if you take the cost of the just the tail of an F-16 fighter jet you could have peace in the Middle East for a year. We can do what no army can do".

Across the border in Lebanon, another yogic flying group is believed to be at work but the group here in the Galilee is not in contact with them, said Zelinkovsky, who worked in telecoms after the army before becoming a full-time TM teacher.

An hour after he spoke to AFP, a rocket fired from Lebanon landed in the town of Mghar, just a few kilometres from the hotel, and killed a 15-year-old Arab Israeli girl.
Posted by:tipper

#18  And I thought the elevation was caused by the spicy beans
Posted by: Captain America   2006-07-27 18:29  

#17  onlee way to stop sionic blasts
Posted by: muck4doo   2006-07-27 15:15  

#16  Dogs, why do they hate us ?
Posted by: wxjames   2006-07-27 13:52  

#15  Speaking of Transcendental Meditation and other similar things: Back in the 60s in Berkeley, my buddy and I went to a lecture on Transcendental Meditation as told by the Maharishi Yogi himself. It was all smiles, generalities, and flowers. Basically it was a pitch speech for a later series of courses that cost money. There were a number of students asking him honest and pointed questions, but the Maharishi kept smiling and talking generalizations. Well, the mood started getting tense and angry. Then, as if on cue, some stray dogs wandered into the lecture hall and eventally got on stage. The Maharish kept talking and smiling amid the flowers. Two dogs started copulating on stage, and the place eruped in hilarious laughter. After that, everyone left. Totally entertaining evening.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2006-07-27 12:30  

#14  wxjames: drueling.

Was that intentional? Either way, that's a great word.

Picture two Kossacks debating.
Posted by: Xbalanke   2006-07-27 12:02  

#13  First, they have to levitate to about 4 feet up, then spin clockwise on an axis perpandicular to both gravity and magnetic north at a speed so fast as to become unseen, then a vortex of ions will form which can stop motion within a mile or so, and this lasts until the levitator needs to take a dump, which is often. This can also interfere with electronic devices and slow clocks and cause uncontrolled giggling and drueling.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-07-27 11:46  

#12  Well, wherever the Maharishi is now, he must be laughin his ass off...
Posted by: tu3031   2006-07-27 10:44  

#11  Too much moonbat exposure. I feel icky.
Posted by: mcsegeek1   2006-07-27 10:40  

#10  groan.
Posted by: Nimble Spemble   2006-07-27 08:53  

#9  "Peace through superior flyerpower"
Posted by: Seafarious   2006-07-27 08:50  

#8  http://www.defense-update.com/news/MTHEL.htm
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2006-07-27 07:07  

#7  TM can accomplish amazing things when combined with Photoshop.
Posted by: gorb   2006-07-27 06:15  

#6  How long are they supposed to bounce on their butts to bring about world peace, anyway? Maybe the other 45 just got sore, or hit their tailbones hard?
Posted by: Swamp Blondie   2006-07-27 05:48  

#5  Yogic flyers build 'shield' around Israel

RB DEcoder rings required..
Firstus gotta git the mind RITE.



Yogic Fliers doing the hippity hopp.


Kids don't try this without professional help from secrete Mossad Spetzlamists.
Posted by: RD   2006-07-27 03:08  

#4  Hizbollah, hamas, iran and the like got allan to back them. Israelis got Yogi Bear. I'm betting on the israelis.
Posted by: anonymous5089   2006-07-27 02:23  

#3  Should work as long as they don't make any Boo-boos. :-)
Posted by: gorb   2006-07-27 02:03  

#2  When you know what you fight, Give me a ring.
Posted by: newc   2006-07-27 02:02  

#1  They're everywhere. YogiBats.
Posted by: Champ Angeger5024   2006-07-27 01:33  

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