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| Germans Invent Anti-Stupidity Pill |
| 2006-08-05 |
| Posted by:Anonymoose |
| #9 STM loss beats the results of not taking rad treatments. Best of luck Jackal, hope it all goes well for you. Not to worry about the news though, it's ground hog day round here. |
| Posted by: 49 Pan 2006-08-05 21:29 |
| #8 Must have found a new way to package rat poison. Genius! Label a couple of pallets as "Allah's Israel-B-Gone Pills" and ship them to the MMs in Iran. Problem solved in less than a week. |
| Posted by: gorb 2006-08-05 17:39 |
| #7 Actually, if this were already available, I might be a customer. One of the possible side-effects of My radiation treatment is STM loss. So far, it hasn't happened, but I have 5 weeks to go. |
| Posted by: Jackal 2006-08-05 17:22 |
| #6 Old joke I heard about 60 years ago: After being coerced, a lad hands his tormentor some pills and tells him they are Smart Pills. The tormentor tosses a couple in his mouth then exclaims, "These take like rabbit shit." The lad replies, "now, you're getting smart." |
| Posted by: GK 2006-08-05 15:35 |
| #5 Um... I don't think solving a short term memory problem is anti-stupid. Anti-forgetful, maybe. Stupid is the lack of involvement of permenate synapse connections. Can't cure stupid, or lefties, but then I repeat myself. |
| Posted by: DarthVader 2006-08-05 15:02 |
| #4 Never mind you, #3 anon - get a bunch, grind them up and dissolve them in drinks, and give the drinks to the Lefties. Hilarity will ensue. ;-p |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-05 14:59 |
| #3 I want one! Want one, want one, want one! |
| Posted by: anonymous5089 2006-08-05 14:27 |
#2
Brilliant! Now, let's start creating a list of people they should be sent to (BIIIG list) |
| Posted by: Tony (UK) 2006-08-05 12:44 |
| #1 Get enough sleep and most of the problem goes away. |
| Posted by: Fordesque 2006-08-05 12:44 |