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And Then There Were Twelve. Planets that is...
2006-08-16
Posted by:DanNY

#10  Where are we going?

PLANET TEN!

When are we going?

REAL SOON!
Posted by: Red lectroids   2006-08-16 19:21  

#9  is Jupiter a 'failed' star
No, failed is a very harsh word. Jupiter has changed its life course and will be a success in it's new endeavor. Olde Fat Planet held back.
Posted by: 6   2006-08-16 18:28  

#8  Classes of planets :

Failed Star : Jupiter
Ringy Thingy : Saturn
Caddywhumpus : Uranus
Blue Gas : Neptune
Blue Water turning Green : Earth
Hot Sucker Under Pressure : Venus
Little Red Planet - Little Green Men : Mars
Hot Sucker Under No Pressure : Mercury
Special Planet with a Mini-Me : Pluto and Charon
Superhero Planet with Unacceptable Name : 2003-UB313 (Xena)
Biggest amongst a Buncha Rox : Ceres
All them other faraway Goodies : Quaoar, Sedna, Orcus, etc...

Now, no one is offended.
Posted by: BigEd   2006-08-16 15:26  

#7  There ought to be a law: Celestial bodies shall not be named after television characters.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2006-08-16 15:16  

#6  Planet Xena? Given the lifestyle demographic of the Xena: Warrior Princess fanbase, I don't wanna go there.
Posted by: Mike   2006-08-16 12:19  

#5  I would suggest we name a planet after our famous environmental guru, Al Gore, but Uranus is already taken.
Posted by: wxjames   2006-08-16 11:18  

#4  The first commenter to the linked article is right: the number of planets is four terrestrial planets, four jovian planets, and a bunch of asteroids. Pluto never should have been a planet in the first place and having Charon doesn't make it one. We'll have none of these nouveau riche planets, please.
Posted by: Jonathan   2006-08-16 10:32  

#3  So...

as noted in the article, is Jupiter a 'failed' star and if so, are it's moons really 'planets'?
Posted by: Hupoth Throling8981   2006-08-16 09:34  

#2  It's a conspiracy plot.
Posted by: JohnQC   2006-08-16 09:22  

#1  I don't care what the tenth planet ends up being, I still say they should name it Mondas . . .
Posted by: The Doctor   2006-08-16 08:43  

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